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As a scientist I find the concept of Cecil freely yapping about Carlos on the radio so funny because if I was in the lab just going about my experiments and then some person on the radio started talking about how hot I am I would get clowned on it by my coworkers beyond belief. Every time I walked into the lab the grad students there would’ve been like “there he is with his perfect hair 😩” and if the centrifuge broke “try asking it to work with your sweet caramel voice 😫” like deadass the lab would be insufferable for months

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NON SIGN II is a billboard created in 2010 by Lead Pencil Studio and is located near the Canada-US border in Washington. It consists of thousands of stainless steel rods.

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do people still care about cecilos in big 2025?

idc im introducing (my version of them) anyway.

i am a fan of cecils bizarre fashion

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I miss when everyone on my dash listened to Welcome to Night Vale so there’s be a good chance that on any ole day someone would reblog a quote that would grab me by the throat and forcibly ascend me to a higher plane where I understood myself and the universe better and with more kindness but also a little spook

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different outcomes

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Carlos: *discreetly calling Cecil to subtly get his attention*

Cecil on the community radio immediately afterwards: 📢📢📢 ATTENTION 🚨 🚨 ATTENTION NIGHT VALE 📢 LAST NIGHT AT 8:23PM CARLOS, THE SEXY SMEXY SCIENTIST I AM EXTREMELY DOWN BAD FOR 🫦🫦🫦 CALLED ME TO REPORT THERE HAVE BEEN STRANGE THINGS HAPPENING IN TOWN!! I THINK THAT MIGHT BE THE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF CHEMISTRY 🧪 ⚛️ 👨‍🔬 AND BUBBLING ROMANCE ❤️‍🔥 🫦 BETWEEN US!!! WHADDYA THINK LISTENERS 😏😏😏

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Relistening to Welcome to Night Vale brings with it this insanely frustrating moment when the Weather hits and I'm like "where the fuck have I heard this song before, I know this song" and the place I heard that song before is this exact WTNV episode when I listening to it a decade ago

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Listeners guess who called me this weekend... Okay. Fine, I'll just say it... Carloooosssss

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people acting like wtnv putting ads right in the middle of the show ISNT an intense betrayal of the podcasts values and messaging r getting on my nerves.

stop condemning people for being upset over this 😭 it’s absolutely ridiculous of them to put ads in the middle of the story, especially when there’s already 3-4 minutes of ads before+after the show and ESPECIALLY!!!!!!! when they are STILL ACCEPTING SPONSORSHIPS FROM BETTERHELP. please guys.

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To the person on tiktok that didn’t know there was more podcast after the weather segment of the show…I can’t lie that shit’s kind of hilarious bcus wdym you were 10 episodes in before you realized 😭

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Imagine being a barber and tuning into your weird ass town’s radio for the news or the weather only to hear the radio host doxxing you for giving his crush a haircut

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“I asked chat gpt”

Ok well I asked the gay scientist down the road and all he said was he “wasn’t that kind of scientist” and wouldn’t elaborate

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“I asked chat gpt”

Ok well I asked our local radio host and he wouldn’t stop talking about his crush live on the public radio

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Back in 2013, I posted a Welcome to Night Vale fic and someone commented, “I’m autistic and I see myself a lot in the way you write Carlos. Did you intend for him to autistic?”

And I was like “I’m flattered you think so! No, he’s not intended to be autistic, but I’m glad you can see yourself in him.”

Now twelve years later I spent some time this evening trying to track down that comment to give a very belated clarification. Whoever you were stranger, hey. I only said no because I based Carlos heavily on me, and since I wasn’t autistic, Carlos wouldn’t be either. Well. I’ve learned some stuff in the intervening decade that strongly support your literary analysis.

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"I asked chat gpt"

Ok and I asked the faceless old woman that secretly lives in your home and she replaced all your kitchen utensils with roaches.

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This has probably been done before but I'm emotional over them again