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YOOOOOOOOOO

i forgot i had this acc, might jst start posting again for my free time

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hi again :)

Angel: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.

David: Go the fuck to sleep Angel.

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Angel: So you like cats?

David: Yeah.

Angel: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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*Baabe and Asher's house is on fire, but they don't know it*

Baabe: Damn, it's hot in here.

Asher: I know, it's so hot there's smoke coming out of the vent!

Baabe:

Baabe: First of all, I'm assuming you have no idea what the problem with that statement is.

Asher: What?

Baabe: Second of all, we need to get the fuck out of here, NOW.

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Asher: Hey Baabe?

Baabe: Yeah?

Asher: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Baabe:

Baabe: ...What.

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Sweetheart : Everything’s fine, Milo.

Milo: Sweetheart , I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.

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Milo: Why are you always trying to aggravate me?

Sweetheart : To relax.

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Sam, throwing their head into Darlin's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Darlin, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Darlin: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! That’s what I always say!

Sam: You should say something else.

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*Everyone is playing a board game together*

Sam: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

David: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Asher: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Milo: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Asher: *flips the board*

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Baabe: Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours!

Angel: Six? I only got three!

Darlin: You guys got sleep?

Sweetheart , comes stumbling out of their room and grabs a jug of coffee before saying: What year is it??

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jst another one of my highs 🙂

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my brain is dead set on SH and David being related somehow...

Like, in my brain.. they're cousins...

someone pls help, I need an audio of these 2 so that I can come down from this high...

Like, when they were kids, they were the 2 cousins that you'd always expect to be hanging out w each other...

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SH has seen so many dead ppl... which explains why they were so ready to lose Milo during the inversion...

I imagine that SH is used to ppl dying considering their workplace and they're probs used to torture.. so when Milo was getting ready to throw himself at the ward, SH was getting mentally prepared to lose the love of their life.. they knew what was going to happen and the mental damage they were going to recieve but they knew what Milo's intentions were and they knew they weren't able to stop him...

They were ready to let him go

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understood 🤌

Sweetheart : Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

Baabe: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

Angel: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Darlin: Guys.

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Sam: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

Milo: Eyy, homie!

Asher: But then there's cootie...

David: Die.

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David: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Asher: Put spaghetti in it.

David: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Milo: Put spaghetti in it.

David: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Sam: Put spaghetti in it.

David: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Baabe: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?

Sweetheart : Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.

Angel: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.

Darlin : Rock also defeats baby.

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Baabe: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Angel: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Darlin : A realist sees a freight train.

Sweetheart : The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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I'm being annoying ik but im on a high rn

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debating if I should do SH hc, shaw pack hc or smth else...

help

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IT WOULD'VE WENT DOWN LIKE THAT AS WELL DIDHBDHDJAGUW

Sweetheart : Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

Baabe: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

Angel: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Darlin: Guys.

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Sam: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

Milo: Eyy, homie!

Asher: But then there's cootie...

David: Die.

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David: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Asher: Put spaghetti in it.

David: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Milo: Put spaghetti in it.

David: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Sam: Put spaghetti in it.

David: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Baabe: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?

Sweetheart : Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.

Angel: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.

Darlin : Rock also defeats baby.

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Baabe: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Angel: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Darlin : A realist sees a freight train.

Sweetheart : The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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I'm being annoying ik but im on a high rn

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Sweetheart : Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

Baabe: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

Angel: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Darlin: Guys.

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Sam: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

Milo: Eyy, homie!

Asher: But then there's cootie...

David: Die.

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David: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Asher: Put spaghetti in it.

David: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Milo: Put spaghetti in it.

David: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Sam: Put spaghetti in it.

David: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Baabe: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?

Sweetheart : Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.

Angel: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.

Darlin : Rock also defeats baby.

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Baabe: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Angel: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Darlin : A realist sees a freight train.

Sweetheart : The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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I'm being annoying ik but im on a high rn

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SH never took alot of photos, even after getting w/ Milo (and half of the pack /j) but one time they were calling one of their older siblings and their niece saw them hanging out with Angel, Baabe and Tank once...

their niece is now obsessed with the pack

forces SH to take photos and videos of whenever they hang out

do what you will... I'm jst on my SH hc phase

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Sweetheart has fingerfucked Milo before...

for scientific purposes of course

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Enjoy :)