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He’s still never home for his wife or kid 😭😭 wdym he married Sakura

sasunaru i love you you wouldve been canon if shounen jump allowed it cause wdym sasuke marries sakura 😐

(i got spoiled)

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Madara being the beyonce of the Naruto universe 😭😭 whenever he’s talking about someone he doesn’t respect “SHE AINT NO DIVAAAAAA 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️”

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Omg pls read the manga

Didn’t Kishimoto says Sakura is very difficult to get along w so he deals w it by being away from her??

And it’s not like you have anything other than fanfics and fan art to back this up 💀💀

unpopular opinion but narusasu sucks

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i’m okay with sns that “like” sakura (they never stick to what she is in canon but okay) but they should stop trying to push this team 7 besties, team 7 whatever and everything that is wrong with sakura is kishimoto’s misogyny. it’s not, kishimoto just wrote her like that because he wanted to, it’s not accidental misogyny spilling onto his writing, he genuinely doesn’t want her to be likeable.

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Kagami Uchiha is dead

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ARE WE DEADASS

Saw this comment the other day y’all cannot be serious omg. Minato is so painfully overrated I’m not even joking. And that’s not just me as a Madara fan (before anyone screams bias) the man is just generic af

I’m all for different opinions on beauty, but this is just awful and that’s my opinion.

All shade but minato literally looks like a frog in comparison I cant-

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Land of waves 🍥

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Hashirama's father punches his son, calls him a brat while about to beat the life out of him for calling him a bad dad for using his kids as murder weapons

Meanwhile, Madara's father asks for his opinion on a possible 3v3, but when Madara says otherwise, he's like "Wow, not bad, alright let's go home".

Tobirama invents a jutsu that requires human sacrifices, a fascist regime that others copied, and creates an event wherein kids butcher each other for a step up in rank in front of a bunch of rich assholes, on top of saying blatantly racist shit, specifically to the child of said race whom he helped genocide. While Hashirama enabled and endorsed all of this, doing NOTHING about it, enforced it, and turned one of his wives into a fucking nuke for said regime.

The Uchiha clan meanwhile, cares deeply for and looks out for their own since the beginning. Madara lost all of his brothers, most of whom before they were 12, and the last one he loved dearly, but he still tried making peace with those who killed them, but when he learned that they were up to no good he still tried to look out for his people. Fugaku spent decades fighting for his families and clans survival, despite all of the pressure he faced, even entrusting his and his clans legacy to his youngest son. Sasuke was an obedient, duty-bound, clan-orientated child, who kept to himself, studied hard, did what he was supposed to do, never caused trouble, wanted or demanded special attention, he, during his time in Cell 7, looked out for his teammates as best he could even risking his hide for them (even though they both absolutely didn't deserve it), he went out of his way to avoid collateral damage in his endeavors, even freeing Orochimaru's prisoners without any ulterior motives, he was among the few people who saw the flaws in the fascist shinobi system and sought to do away with it.

But somehow, the Uchiha clan is "evil" while the Senju are the quote on quote "good guys". Bitch please

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I needed this to happen in boruto asp 😭

Sasuke Every Day Until He's Freed From Tree Prison:

Knocks reminded me that Sasuke has literally no context about this, he doesn't know what Naruto was doing after he got tied up. and sakura never found out that it wasn't actually sasuke.

So Sasuke's not even being hateful, he just never said that, what are you talking about.

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I do not take your opinion siriusly if you call Madara ugly

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At the anniversary concert of the FLOW band, there is a conversation between the FLOW group and the director of 'Naruto' Hayato Date.

"I also,to be honest, think that the real heroine of the story was Sasuke. This is the story of the hero Naruto, who must save the heroine".

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"Sasuke rejected Karin and Ino, but never Sakura."

I don’t know, people… I think we read different manga. Because to me, Sasuke absolutely rejected Sakura—multiple times.

He was never interested in flirting with her, and when it came to her two love confessions, he made his feelings clear. He didn’t want her around. Putting her in a genjutsu and saying he had no reason to love her is a rejection.

And even though he was less harsh in the final panels, it's still a rejection. So by that point, he had rejected her four times. And honestly, there might be more.

What’s wild to me is that some (other) fans blame Sasuke for "making" Sakura feel unloved. But at a certain point, that’s not on him. It’s not his fault if Sakura refused to see the message he kept sending.

And a little bonus? After the war, she had to chase after him—because he didn’t come back to Konoha. That silence, that absence, was another form of rejection. He didn’t come back for her.

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no wonder sasuke spends so much time outside konoha, they can’t know he was carrying that spawn to term. sasuke forreal birthed him i’m crying

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What do you think of the forehead poke being a symbol of affection?

listen kishimoto had the opportunity to have sasuke showing his affection for his “future-endgame” many times. like would it be that hard to show him saying at least something meaningful about the feelings for her he’s supposed to have??? but instead of doing that he chose for sasuke to re-do something that already had a negative meaning and its stated in canon by itachi and BY SASUKE HIMSELF

and like im all for things changing meaning but how can u claim this when in canon sasuke has only done that poke when he’s leaving and putting distance aka the same thing itachi did

like the poke has always meant one thing only and thus why itachi and sasuke’s final scene is not a poke but them their foreheads touching…

tbh its not news people would rather make ten different wrong assumptions about sasuke’s actions instead of you know, actually listening to what he’s saying. it happens all the time

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i wonder what they have in common besides the looks

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Anti Sasusaku Masterpost: Part 1

There's no real textual argument being made in this image but they did include fanart of Boruto era SS.

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