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I look like the kid from #Jumanji When he grows the monkey beard.#goahead abs hold the phone and image up to your screen.
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My first book to buy in a while and first book to read in one day. #ever #maketrouble @johnwaters
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Delicious and flaky. #sorryfortheflakes @groundswellcoffee (at Groundswell Coffee Roasters)
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#firststandup #sitdownshow thanks @jackhrichardson (at Laugh Out Loud Theater - Chicago)
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Doing stand up for the first ever. #30yearslater (at Chicago, Illinois)
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Trying to fall asleep before my next job. FedEx overnights then the movie theater during the day (at City of Chicago)
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#outofcake #sadface #driven #beefsandwhich (at Portillo's Hot Dogs Inc)
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First time @portillos #happybirthday #skokie #54centchocolatecake (at Portillo's Hot Dogs Inc)
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I ain't afraid of no ghosts. (at Lincoln Square, Chicago)
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