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walks into the pack of tboys, wordlessly clips a leash on one and takes him home
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arf arf arf arf arf arf (sees that nobody is looking at me or gives a fuck) whatever
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everyones into calling their gf mommy right up until she sends you to bed bc its your bedtime and she tucks you in and she strokes your hair and tells you a story
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i too will bite the hand that feeds me maybe even kiss it n lick it n suck on it a lil idk
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Oral from someone absolutely completely utterly fully and wholly obsessed with you
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it’s called a “happy” trail for a reason… i see a man’s happy trail and i start jumping up and down in excitement saying “yay” “yippee” “this is the best day ever” “woohoo” and other things in that vein… u would too if u had any soul
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stupid puppy hours !!! (its actually always stupid puppy hours)
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They keep calling me Her Ladyship's guard dog. I'm no dog! I'm a brave and loyal servant!
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