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//HELLO??? THATS ABSOLUTELY INSANme too

//thoughts on clay pokemon

//Hot as fuck, no notes, I would die for him. I have pages of headcanons about this guy. SableGuy95 is actually my self-insert for him, lol.

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You better wear socks for the rest of your life. My teeth are sharp. Chomp chomp chomp!

…I dunno how I’m gonna do this. Fuck.

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If you do that I will actually bite your ankle.

…I dunno how I’m gonna do this. Fuck.

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Are you also gonna tell me to be in bed by 10 sharp? (Joke)

…I dunno how I’m gonna do this. Fuck.

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Stay safe.

I can try. But, uh. No promises.

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…

…I dunno how I’m gonna do this. Fuck.

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…Yeah. On my life.

…I dunno how I’m gonna do this. Fuck.

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…I know. I got it though, yeah?

…I dunno how I’m gonna do this. Fuck.

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

Just math homework. Honest.

…I dunno how I’m gonna do this. Fuck.

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…Nah! It’s math homework so I dunno if you’ll be much help, old and all.

…I dunno how I’m gonna do this. Fuck.

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…I dunno how I’m gonna do this. Fuck.

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

Pelipper Mail!

Bidoof Plush. There's no note, but just from the purple ribbon loosely tied around the neck, with Gengar-themed patterns, it's pretty clear it's from Dusk.

…I-I don’t- I don’t deserve this. I…I’m so tired…I’m so tired..

Thanks Dusk! :D

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Roto be so fr rn how did Lochland really react to getting those forget-me-nots from that Kieran

[PRIVATE POST]

…He cried, bzzt. Did something happen?? Anything at all?? He just left his dorm in the middle of the night, and he returned and has been distant since, bzzt bzzt! (ó﹏ò｡) I don’t know what’s wrong and he won’t tell me.

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[Pelipper Mail! It's a good-sized parcel with a note attached.]

"hey nerd! my Dad told me about this tourist trap little town called Bidoof Falls where the whole place, all they talk about is bidoof. made me think of you. the stuff finally showed up in the mail today, so i'm sending it to you. your friends love and care about you, dork! deal with it! >:P -- @geetasuxlol

[Inside are bidoof-themed pastries, candy, a bidoof keychain, a crocheted bidoof head hat, and a novelty bidoof t-shirt with the slogan "Every Day I'm Doofin' ". It's all very kitsch, very tacky, and very charming.]

[Audio ID: It’s the sound of a package being opened, Lochland’s voice faintly reading out the letter sent with the parcel. A moment of silence. A snivel, before the sound of crying and shuddering gasps can be heard for 30 or so seconds, before the sobs stop, the sound of sniveling as someone tries to take deep breaths. Audio end.]

T-Thanks Etta! These are so cute! You really didn’t have to :D

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…I can handle it. It’s fine.

Just wanna check in on you from yesterday. I know david typically does it but he sleeps until noon somehow. And perhaps im in no state to ensure someone else is alright but. Iunno.

Are you alright, lochland? Do you need or want anything? Ill do my best to help you get it

-mick ( @pokemonred-v-blu )

Nah. Nothing I can’t handle. I hope you’re doing okay though Mick. Are you feeling any better?

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ayo Loch, what's something you really like? I wanna send you some pelipper mail to repay you for the donuts. ~ @geetasuxlol

Don’t worry about it! Seriously. Just glad you’re okay, kid. :)

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Pelipper Mail!

A small bouquet of Forget-Me-Nots, with a small note attached.

"I... may have gone a bit overboard on... buying flowers recently. Didn't want to throw them away, so... I'm giving away extras, and... I dunno, I just... think you need something to make you smile? I hope you like them!! -K"

[ @blueberrys-reluctant-champion ]

. . .

T-Thanks, Ki-Kieran! These- are…are real t-thoughtful. I-

…I’m just. Gonna put these into a vase now. Don’t worry about it.