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new completely unedited-written-at-7am-no-sleep blog post where i drop a fairly useless 0day i've been holding onto for a while now

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i used to think it was called "cicadian" rhythm and that it was named that because of like the schedule cicadas are on w making noise or whatever

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new completely unedited-written-at-7am-no-sleep blog post where i drop a fairly useless 0day i've been holding onto for a while now

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Sex Isn't Real And You Can't Have It

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new completely unedited-written-at-7am-no-sleep blog post where i drop a fairly useless 0day i've been holding onto for a while now

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whatever, have another sneak peak

new fresh merch line very soon

(this shirt is a reference to this blunder from amazon execs)

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get in early on new maia merch by heading to shop.crimew.gay and entering code oomfiesonly.

(disclaimer: products and prices are not yet finalized, things may still be added or removed and prices may still change, this is like a pre-launch to test what people want, etc)

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mmarrying shibari gf because she knows hwo to tie thr knot

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first recorded dj mix in like a year finally online now :)

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mmarrying shibari gf because she knows hwo to tie thr knot

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My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

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What's the max sizing on the merch line?

it depends a bit on the product, but most stuff is available up to 4XL and some of it up to 5XL. I also made it so all sizes cost the same even if it loses me some margin on bigger sizes because im pissed at ever having to pay more for stuff that fits me.

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awful post oomf, remember me when you have 0 followers

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new fresh merch line very soon

(this shirt is a reference to this blunder from amazon execs)

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im going to cheat on my driving test

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this is a soundcloud embed btw, this isn't rly clear on tumblr mobile (it's neat how well it integrates but annoying it doesn't still link to it), so here's a link to it there if u wanna save it or comment on it there. oh also downloads are enabled on the soundcloud upload :) yayyy

first recorded dj mix in like a year finally online now :)

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this is the only 9 to 5 i clock into