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oh yeah heres my collection of 2021 headlines that i forgot to post when the year ended
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a couple years ago i started trying to make myself as friendly and open as possible. ive always had music playing in my ears throughout school but i started listening to happier songs and just kinda let myself chill out. i wore more skirts and spun around in the hallways and bounced when i walked and took pictures of flowers even when i knew people were looking at me. and i tried more makeup and i showed people my art and the things i make and i was open. and friendly. and happy. i spoke to my teachers more and i told the guy i sat next to his shoes were cool and he said thank you. and i realized i could have been doing this the entire time. instead of walking around sad and bitter and hoping someone would tap on my shoulder and ask if im alright. instead of pushing everyone away and playing my emo middle schooler music louderm. i could've been nicer. i could've been spinning and bouncing through the hallways this entire time. (even if sometimes it was hard. even if sometimes i was failing every class and home wasnt good i still smiled at the lady in the office and noticed how blue the sky was when i went outside). i could've been better but i wasnt. i was too angry and sad and taking it out on everyone around me even when they did nothing wrong. and i try to make up for those lost first impressions and pushed away friends by doing everything i can to be happy and friendly and open and smiling. by looking at flowers and the sky and peoples faces and telling people they look nice and falling in love wirh everything around me and i dont really know where im going with this but if youve read this far be kind to urself and try to be nicer because it will make you and everyone around you happier. and spin in skirts more. its important
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not sure if this will make sense to anyone besides me but: the antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth
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He can’t go yet. Not when he still has those totems with him. Not when he vowed to see Scar finish through these 100 hours
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imagine ur dream right. and a well known really attractive woman flirts with you on twitter. you panic. oh no. what if she wants to take this to dms. what about my Best Friend i don’t have a crush on and totally wouldn’t kiss (unless he asked of course) think to something. FAST. “um what do you think of my Best Friend who i don’t have a crush on and totally wouldn’t kiss” perfect response. now she’ll know i’m not available send twee- wait. what if she doesn’t know who he is. not to say he isn’t also an internet celebrity. but just in case. i should put one of the many screenshots i have of my Best Friend who i don’t have a crush on i got from lurking on the subtwt centered around him. yes. this one’s PERFECT. the one from the water obstacle course video. the messy wet hair. his side profile. everything. ok. send tweet. now imagine ur bella poarch. you will now make fun of this guy for the rest of ur life.
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Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!
Iroh alone in his cell:
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my first cc notice and it was me calling wilbur soot a bitch on twitter
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Was just informed by my mom that I do in fact have ADHD and the reason I thought I didn’t was because ever since I was seven whenever I got super energetic my mom would have me go chop wood so now when I’m feeling The ADHD I go chop wood and I thought it was just some sort of routine I started when I was little and wanted to blow off steam
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Wilbur running to pick up Tommy from the library after he reveals his location live to 80k people

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I just have to say, I'm a trans guy, my deadname is eve and my name is Adam! (missing a rib too)
tumblr bone thief 2: bible edition
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Anime As John Mulaney Quotes

Akudama Drive: “Fuck da police!”
Angels of Death: “It was really easy to get away with murder before they knew about DNA.”
Assassination Classroom: “He wanted us to almost get kidnapped and then fight the guy off using weird, psych-out, back-room Chicago violence.”
Attack on Titan: “You know how I’m full of rage?”
Black Butler: “He was a man most acquainted with misery.”
Bungo Stray Dogs: “No one look at me or I’ll kill myself.”
Classroom of the Elite: “This is the height of luxury!”
Death Note: “So he would pick us apart psychologically.”
Death Parade: “Don’t panic.”
Demon Slayer: “Brush your teeth. Now, boom, orange juice. That’s life.”
Fairy Tail: “Sometimes, people would say, ‘What are you doing?’ But that just meant ‘Stop’”
Free!: “Woah! That tall child looks terrible!”
Fruits Basket: “You could pour soup in my lap and I’d probably apologize to you.”
Given: “You know, Leonard Bernstein… was one of the greatest composers and conductors of the 20th century, but sometimes he would be gay.”
Haikyuu!!: “Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need to go to sleep?”
High-Rise Invasion: “Shut up! You’re all gonna die!”
Hunter X Hunter: “My dad is so weird. I’d love to meet him someday.”
If My Favorite Pop Idol Make it to the Budokan, I Would Die: “I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die.”
Inuyasha: “SCATTER!”
Jujutsu Kaisen: “God, I guess they’re finally gonna kill us all. All right. This is younger than I thought it would be but we are pretty big assholes.”
Kenka Boncho Otome: Girl Beats Boys: “What’s a clique?” - “It’s when a group of people hang out together.” - “Oh, you mean like having friends?” - “No, because these people make fun of other people.” - “Oh, you mean like having friends?”
Kiss Him, Not Me!: “Hey, can I walk you home? Hey, can I walk you home? Hey, can I walk you home? Hey, can I walk you home?”
Komi Can’t Communicate: “They’ve never spoken.”
Magmel of the Sea Blue / Ultramarine Magmel: “Ever been to the goddamn zoo?”
Mieruko-chan: “You ever seen a ghost?”
Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid: “I’m so horny and angry all the time… and I have no outlet for it. So… eggs.”
My Hero Academia: “Okay, so when you get kidnapped…”
One Piece: “Ah! One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!”
One-Punch Man: “Remember, Mr. Finch, at five o’clock, you need to keep looking like a hard-boiled egg.��
Ouran Highschool Host Club: “I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.”
Parasyte: The Maxim: “Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you.”
Pretty Boy Detective Club: “Now then, back to my hunch.”
SK8 the Infinity: “I’m not gay, but I might be.”
Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle: “Oh, good, it has a mind of its own.”
Soul Eater: “The things they say mean nothing to them, but they mean everything to me.”
The Devil is a Part-Timer: “God can’t hear you!”
The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.: “One black coffee.”
The Future Diary: “Why buy the cow? Maybe because every day the cow asks when you're gonna buy it. And you live in a really small apartment with the cow so you can’t avoid that question at all. And also the cow is way better at arguing than you are. And the cow grew up in a family that knows how to argue.”
The Millionaire Detective - Balance: UNLIMITED: “You want my money? Go get it!”
The Morose Mononokean: “I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.”
The Seven Deadly Sins: “You can do whatever you want forever!”
The Way of the Househusband: “Instead he made his living in murder.”
Toilet-Bound Hanako-Kun: “What a historic and beautiful and deeply haunted building this is.”
Wonder Egg Priority: “Thanks, I’m nine.”
Yuri On Ice: “I will pepper in the fact that I am gay.”
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