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I win. My family got me a signed photo of Thorin for my birthday. 🎉🫶

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MUSHROOMS!

Yes!

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Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

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After 10,000 years of no humans, we now live in a world where "Hotdog" is an actual name. Welcome to Palia. Lmfao 💀

I don't think you should be talking, "Hotdog."

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Made a mouthwashing animation yayyy

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The chosen but they're all named Heather

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Gandalf: So I’ve developed an elaborate plan to save middle earth from darkness

Elrond: does it-

Gandalf: it involves hobbits again yeah

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Oh hey lmao its my old incorrect quotes post 💀

Thinking about the skrunkly Texas man <3

A good day to be a Texan 😌💕

(Used an incorrect quotes generator for these)

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(IM BAAAAAACCCKKKK, hopefully my motivation sticks for a while)

Childhood Romance (7)

Part 6

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Walking into the house felt just as it did so many years ago, comforting and warm, the smell of fresh baked food wafting into the air, and the low buzzing of the AC unit filling the quiet home. Miguel had walked into the kitchen with Abuelita, leaving you and Ramón out in the living area, Ramón was slouched comfortably in one of the giant plush seats, worn down from years of comfortable usage. "Soooo MC, how was your first night back?" Ramón smiled, leaning onto the arm of the chair, brushing back his waved hair from his face. "You're trying to tease, aren't you?" You leaned onto your arm, smiling as you watched his expression drop into a surprised expression. "What? No! No, no, i didn't mean it like that." Ramón started to laugh, rubbing his hand over his face, "Did you, though?" He looked up at you. "HA no! Absolutely not." You laughed, pulling yourself back from his space, bringing your hand up to your face. "You are impossible, y'know that?" You glared at him, a smirk slowly creeping onto your face as you and Ramón held eachothers gaze. "If I wasn't, would I really be myself?" He smiled in response, quickly ducking down as a pillow projectile flew towards him. "I'm kidding! I swear! This is assault!" Ramón yelped as the two of you broke into a tussle on the carpet.

"What the hell are you two doing?" The pair of you snapped your eyes up to Miguel and Abuelita, who were standing in the kitchen doorway. Abuelita smiling, and Miguel giving you both a slightly disappointed but amused look. "No idea what you're talking about." You smile, still sitting over Ramón who was splayed on the floor laughing quietly. "Assault-" Ramón started, being silenced as you tossed the pillow over his head. "He's delirious." You retorted, smiling innocently as you moved off of him.

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The group of you relaxed in the living room as Abuelita was listening to the three of you getting comfortable once again. After years away, it felt almost as if nothing had changed. The food definitely tasted the same, if not better.

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"So." You looked over to the boys. The three of you had left for the beach a few hours ago. Miguel and Ramón had convinced you to join them to watch the sunset. "What's with the fancy car?" You asked, looking down at the hood of the sports car you had been carefully sitting upon for the last half an hour. Watching the boys exchange a glance as Miguel looked to you. "Well, we uh.." "What did you do?" You cut him off, squinting in suspension as you slid off of the hood and onto the sand. "It's more of what we do - Ow! Hey! I was being honest!" Ramón yelped as Miguel jabbed him in the ribs, seeing him smile nervously as he tried to safe face. "Well?" You crossed your arms as you looked down at them both sitting on the sand. "Heists." Ramón grumbled, flinching as Miguel whipped back around to glare at him.

"You what -"

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“You are responsible for the minors in your fandom!!!”

No, I’m fucking not. I’m not your parent. My past-times do not automatically sign me up to act in loco parentis. If you need someone else to monitor your own content consumption online, go get mommy and/or daddy to set up a content blocker on your computer.

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PSA‼️ IF YOU ARE UNDER 18, YOU GOTS TO POOF MY TINY FRIENDS. THERE IS 18+ GAMES AND CONTENT THAT I REPOST AND TALK ABOUT HERE AND I DONT WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE FOR YALL LITTLE BABY BRAINS‼️

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THIS CAME TO ME....AND NOW I MUST SHARE

*Jacob...bein Jacob all creepy an shit takin photos....COUGH COUGH OF MIGUEL CUZ I SHIP IT miguel paused what ever he was doing..he felt like he was being watched...because he was He turns around to see Jacob..*

Miguel:mi Corazon....what are you doing..?

Jacob:uhhhhhhh....taking photos...of that beautiful miami view! Gotta love it!

*Miguel smiles softly*

Miguel:oh...it is very pretty at this time of night...would you like to take a walk with me? I can show you all the best spots in miami!

Jacob:*gasp* oh Miguel! I would lo-

OOP SORRY GOTTA PAY A GAZZILION STARS

Dorian: Oh, you thought this was free? Hahaha no.

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IN MY DEFENSE

I just wanna see Jacob in a fast car clutching his chest and seat belt

FUCKING TERRIFIED

Poor thing looks like a shaken kitten by the time he finally gets out of the car. Never wants to touch another sports car in his life.

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Duuuuude I've been reading...playing? more catch me in Miami I just finished chapter nine

And.....you said you like sunny day jack too

ISNT MIGUEL JUST JACK IN A DIFFERENT FONT!?

LIKE THINK ABOUT IT

MC not from the 80s gets wound up with 80s man with blood on his hands and is extremely patient understanding and sweet with big muscles

THINK ABOUT IT!!

SOMEONE DRAW THAT PLEASE. I WOULDN'T DO IT JUSTICE.

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More incorrect quotes 😌

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I haven't posted absolutely dick diddly in forever, so i might as well put my tumblr to use and start posting more art and fics of my favorite fandoms.

Including:

Sunny Day Jack

Btd

Tpof

My dear hatchet man

Tddup

B<3ken Colors

The Arcana

CMIM

TATW

HWL

The Hobbit

And a whole load more that i currently can't think of.

Hopefully, it'll get me to post more often while i try to get past these last two months of school before my graduation. 😬