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this is about procrastinating. or executive dysfunction. i think

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My favorite thing about Dan throwing the games is he could very easily just be subtle and make slight mistakes that he pretends are his best effort but instead he's like hmm what if I close my eyes for this round hmm what's the craziest way I can try to place one of these blocks and then when that inevitably fails he goes omgggg why did I do that???

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if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

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Good/Bad media alignment chart

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Visa and Mastercard may be getting a lot of calls about their adult content policies, but I just called in to PayPal and not only was there no wait, the customer service rep I got had never had one of these calls before (they were very nice about it.)

Don't overlook the online processors - even more than Visa and Mastercard they are the ones pressuring online retailers. PayPal is the one that's been pressuring Patreon over the last year or so.

I've had no luck reaching Stripe, all of the numbers people have dug up ring through as disconnected.

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today's children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for 'eepy' and 'blorbo' but they'll say it in cocomelonese so we won't understand them

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do not let up the pressure

https://yellat.money/

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trump admin is encouraging federal workers to proselytize their religion in the workplace.

we need him more than ever before

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imagine being born with two bootyholes and meeting your soulmate who has two dicks

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writing is so fun

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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i do appreciate the way that we tumblr users have evolved our language to discuss our feelings related to The Character/The Guy. you used to have to just say he was hot or he was making your ovaries explode or he was a precious cinnamon roll even if he looked bad or was just kind of standing there or whatever. now you can say things like “the creature” or “he looks so sopping wet here” or “i want to chain him to my radiator” like it’s just more inclusive and adaptable to the situation