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Spurious Latin plurals are great fun if you're a specific flavour of nerd, but improperly constructed verb tenses are a game anyone can play. The past tense of "screenshot" is "screenshat".
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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan
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I wish this necklace was the real deal.
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Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.
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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost
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if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally
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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse
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Ran is a hottie and a sweetheart
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I like her a normal amount
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Happy pride to our canonically awesome homosexual protagonist
ep278: English Teacher vs. Great Western Detective (Part 2)
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May Sketchbook 1/2
Happy MerMay! Wasn't feeling mermaids this month, so I went through @fish-daily's Fish-u-ary 2025 Prompt List! It's been on my radar after I had a very crowded February. Can you spot the three fish I added?
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