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try to kick my portrait artist's ass ^
AAAAH ART FIGHT
Fight me!!!
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binky fibsh is a classic but i'm a HUGE fan of the snail
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i saw Cake last night and i had a great time :)
they have a new song called Billionaire in Space and it fucks
Obscure Song Theory
Okay, okay, everybody's heard Short Skirt, Long Jacket by Cake. HOWEVER. I have a theory about its subject, Miss Kitty/Karen.
Now, there's a line near the end:
At Citibank, we will meet accidentally We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen
NOW here's where the real shit kicks in, okay?
There's this song by Bowling for Soup called Ohio (Come Back to Texas). It has the following line at the beginning:
But then she went to Cleveland With some guy named Leland That she met at the bank
SO HERE'S MY THEORY:
The narrator in Short Skirt, Long Jacket is actually LELAND FROM CLEVELAND and it takes place during a trip to Texas where Kitty/Karen (the unnamed subject in Ohio whose name change was listed in SSLJ) is making a deposit on her loan from the local Citibank to buy her car with cupholder armrests.
I have no other evidence to support this theory except for this. However, my conviction is pure and true.
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tag yourself i'm miss grape
Boob light
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Sorry for the lack of activity, gang, ive been busy doing hot girl shit (drowning people in the sea)
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in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look
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today's bird is this green heron inspecting a bug
#i love green herons so so much#i have stickers of green herons#one stretched and one retracted where the stretched one says ZOOP#chitchat
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quite possibly the funniest way to add olms to this post, thank you.
official "is this olm?" post
i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.
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OFFICIALMARIOLM POST!
if mario was trapped in a cave for generations he would gradually become pale and lose his eyes and start hunting for fish and centipedes by sonar but he wouldnt lose his overalls or hat
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"a bullet from a fucking gun" listening to a lot of indie music and that was the name of one of the songs
but yeah someone got POPPED
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*Cries because all my friends are either too smart for my wormdo bit or too used to me being incomprehensible to ask what a wormdo is*
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Reblog for good luck if you saw purple!!!
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I'm happy as an olm :)
i'm very glad that clams and larks are happy enough to be suitable metaphors
I'm happy as a lark right now
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