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literally take a look at mica’s instagram, she posts things of kendall & maple all the time and he literally shares them on his own story??? he comments on every picture mica posts???? they’re literally traveling with the band? kendall not posting much doesn’t have anything to do with mica or maple, maybe he’s just promoting band stuff atm. HE POSTED MICA AND MAPLE TWICE IN THE PAST WEEK ON HIS MAIN!

i don’t follow carlos bc i don’t support trumpers but not everything he’s posting lately are the kids either. does that mean he and alexa are suddenly done?

as for katelyn i adore her, and while i would so be down for her and logan, leave her alone pls it’s not that hard.

at the end of the day, they’re posting what they WANT. some fans really need to grow up.

Big Time Hot Take #38

This one is more serious than my previous takes, and is definitely the hottest one yet. Still, I need to vent, so here it goes.

It's weird to speculate about the guys' relationships. I know that it's inevitable, but it's gotten worse lately. They're not characters in a show; they're real people.

A particularly cringey example from Reddit:

...how do you jump to a conclusion like this?

Then there's the whole Logan/Katelyn fixation. This has led to many uncalled-for remarks about her divorce. She chose to share something incredibly personal, and it's so disappointing to see others use it for gossip.

Fortunately, they know how to laugh it off and poke fun at the rumors (and I love them for it). But my point still stands: People are reading into things far too much.

Okay, I'm done. I promise not to mention it again.

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PLEASEEEEE I AM DEAD

I was going through some of my old fic drafts and found this one where Sibuna decides that since everyone in the house has a basic level of awareness of the mystery, they’re not going to bother hiding it except from Victor/Trudy. Trouble is, Mick is a lot more oblivious than they assumed.

Anyway I���m dying a little so I had to share it

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Sibuna was definitely one of the worst-kept secrets of Anubis House. Sure, it was only the five of them that were active members, but everyone else had either been told (Joy), figured it out (Mara), or walked in on them at some point or other (Jerome). Mick had very definitely checked at least two off the list.

None of them seemed particularly committed to long sleepless nights running round the house, but since they knew, Sibuna figured as long as Victor was out of earshot, they could talk about the mysteries to their hearts content.

Of course, they hadn’t been expecting Mick to show up in the library during their final battle with Rufus and Senkhara. He stood wide-eyed, hardly able to take it all in, then Joy… He knelt down beside her, holding one of her hands while Eddie exorcised Nina.

After the smoke of battle cleared, and Joy was revived, he decided to break the uneasy silence.

“You guys sure know how to LARP, that was hardcore.”

If anything, the silence was even more deafening.

He frowned. “Okay, I mean, that part with Joy was a bit uncalled for, but I did not realise you were that good an actress Mercer! And all the effects and the fact you got Victor to join you-!”

“Mick…” Fabian began cautiously. “You- you do know this was all real, right?”

“…what.”

There was an explosion of sound as everyone started shouting over each other, though it quickly dissolved into hysterical laughter. None of them had the energy to deal with this, but the thought that Mick assumed everything they’d just witnessed, coupled with everything they’d said and done over the past few months, had been an elaborate roleplay was too much.

A few weeks earlier…

Mick stared into his bowl of cheerio’s, wishing they could spell out the answers to today’s physics test. He had revised, but Fabian bailed on their revision session last night to hang out with Nina, so instead Mick spent the evening watching clips from the Olympic Games on his laptop. Which was kind of physics, right? Momentum and angles of movement and…yeah this test wasn’t gonna go his way.

His traitorous roommate entered the room, deep in conversation with Nina and Amber. Mick’s ears pricked up, hoping to catch some insight into today’s test, or a way he could butt in to ask them about it.

“I’m just saying, why do these ghosts keep bothering you with all of their problems? Like, isn’t there ghostly therapy or something?” Amber asked as they sat down.

“I’m not sure Senkhara’s the therapy type.” Nina replied. “Besides, I’m the Chosen One, it’s kind of my deal to deal with this.”

“Really? It said that in the Chosen One handbook?”

Ah, so they were talking about their latest campaign, that made sense. It didn’t help him much though

“What if we just found someone with like, the most irrational fear and got them to do the task?” Alfie asked.

Mick was sat at the table, looking over some maths homework. For once he was going to get it finished and handed in early, rather than scribbling some numbers down seconds before the teacher collected it. Or he was, if his housemates weren’t huddled round the coffee table, speaking in what they thought were low tones.

“If that was the case, Patricia would definitely be going in.” Amber laughed.

“Hey!” Patricia exclaimed, elbowing Amber.

“Sorry, I’m just saying. How many feet do you think are going to be in a tunnel?”

“Uhhh in an underground hand-dug tunnel, I’d say the chances are higher than you think.”

Amber conceded, shuddering. “Ugh, don’t make me think about that.”

“Okay so probably not Patricia and Alfie then.” Nina said, grimacing at the odds tipping in her favour.

Patricia turned round to peer over the sofa at the long-suffering maths student. “Hey Mick, what’s your worst fear?”

“Patricia!” Fabian hissed. “What are you doing?”

She shrugged. “Assessing local resources.”

“What?” Mick asked.

“What’s your worst fear?”

“Yeah I heard you, what’s it got to do with anything?”

“We’re trying to work out who has the most irrational fear, so what’s yours?”

Mick frowned. This was definitely a more complicated question than finding the square root of x. Failure, rejection, disappointing his father, there were plenty to choose from.

“Injury.” He decided.

“Injury?”

“Yeah, like a serious injury that means I can’t run or play football anymore. That’d really suck.”

The group considered this. Mick felt like he was on trial for something.

“I mean realistically he shouldn’t get hurt?”

“Yeah but knowing the tunnels? They could just collapse to prove a point. And then our football team would be down their star player!”

“Yeah and Sweetie does not want to lose another trophy this year.”

“Okay, so not Mick then?” Patricia asked.

The others shook their heads unanimously. She turned back to face Mick.

“Good news Mickolas, you’re not suitable for the task!”

“Thanks? I guess?” He replied.

Satisfied, the group turned back to their discussion, leaving Mick with several questions to ponder on. He shrugged. It must be part of their new DnD campaign. He was a little miffed they hadn’t asked him to join in, though he didn’t really go in for all that dice rolling, so he wasn’t surprised.

He helped himself to a piece of fruit and went back to his equations, leaving them to discuss Jerome’s fears.

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I will NEVER shut up about glasses Reid. ౨ৎ

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"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Happy pride month specifically to folks on the asexual and aromantic spectrum who oftentimes feel isolated and left out of the conversation. You belong here as much as the rest of us and I hope that you are all loved in a way that is comforting to you.

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Comphet Lesbian Joy Mercer Bisexual Nina Martin, male lean probably Lesbian Amber Millington AroAce Patricia Williamson Demi Bisexual Mara Jaffray Lesbian KT for REAL Pansexual Willow, Alfie lean, but perfers women Pansexual Eddie Miller Bicurious Alfie Lewis, female lean Pansexual Jerome Clarke, female lean Demi/Ace Pansexual Fabian Rutter Straight Mick

For pride, let's make a post of everyone's HOA queer headcanons.

Here are the ones I feel most strongly:

Demiromantic Patricia Bisexual Nina (I don't know if I actually believe she's bi, or if I just like shipping her with girls) Lesbian KT

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paint a smile.

Happy Pride Month babes! Enjoy this little one shot that I whipped up in two hours about baby girl and comphet.

Joy Mercer never felt the way about boys she should be, even as a kid, princesses would save her instead of princes. Join her as she struggles internally to find out who she really is.

Read it here.

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drake?

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ATLAS AND SALEM LOOK LIKE OLD MEN PLEASEEEEEEE

Hello Mutual 👋 here’s a cat to show my appreciation

love this! here are mine. 💗

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Hello Mutual 👋 here’s a cat to show my appreciation

love this! here are mine. 💗

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i read this as house of anubis and got confused.

clearly i’m ill.

My body is an HOA and every one of these fuckers is scheming to poison someone else's lawn, you know?

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MY COUSIN VINNY (1992) || LEGALLY BLONDE (2001)

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@casp1an-sea 😀

Hi Caspian, I'm your sibuna secret santa 🥳

Thank you so much for your patience with this! My original art was ruined when my cat tipped over my tea (on the day before the deadline too 🙃) but never fear, everything happens for a reason! This is inspired by that moment in s2 when they're training for the fear tunnels, and Fabian tells Amber to pretend the cockroach is just a little Alfie. My original was two drawings of Amber: one of her holding a cockroach with the most disgusted face I could muster, and one of her holding a Little AlfieTM and a wide smile! To save time, I came up the idea of combining them in the most Alfie way—if there WAS a Little AlfieTM, he would definitely be riding that cockroach cowboy style. Amber is still a bit grossed out by the cockroach, but imagining Little Alfie definitely makes it easier.

I also used markers for color originally, but since those bled with the tea I didn't want to take any chances this time! This is made with colored pencils and watercolor (luckily no mishaps this time, but it would've been easier to blot out just in case).

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This is the face of a scared boy begging for help

And this is the face of a boy who blames this entire situation on them being british

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/62029837

Merry Christmas and happy New year to @theosirianischosen

Here is your Fabina fic for Sibuna Secret Santa 2024 I hope you will like it 💖

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SURPRISE IM YOUR SECRET SANTA @lovelyamneris !!!!!!

I really hope you enjoy (ps love your account so much)

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I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THEY DID THIS WTFFFF BOO

Anyone outside the US reporting similar bad luck?

Me after learning ALL of House of Anubis was removed from Paramount+ in the US, RIGHT AFTER planning to do an edit for the Sibuna Secret Santa:

At least season 1 is still on Netflix, but I would have to buy the other seasons. Speaking of, seasons 2 and 3 are broken up into 4 seasons each, meaning at $20 per "season", I would have to cough up $160 to gain access to the rest of the show!! So, uhh...