ohnojackals
ohnojackals
Have You Remembered?
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I have very Normal feelings about Things.Ri, she/her, 21, sapphic.
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ohnojackals · 3 days ago
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Apparently the lab is closed today so I guess I’m coming back tomorrow. yay
Building up the nerve to go get blood drawn :( keep me in your thoughts
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ohnojackals · 3 days ago
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Building up the nerve to go get blood drawn :( keep me in your thoughts
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ohnojackals · 3 days ago
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GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART
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ohnojackals · 9 days ago
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weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice
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ohnojackals · 11 days ago
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I’m just going to leave this here
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ohnojackals · 11 days ago
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there used to be this giant book that was shipped to everybodies home whiched doxxed everybody in the city
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ohnojackals · 15 days ago
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decentralize and clean up your life!!!
use overdrive, libby, hoopla, cloudlibrary, and kanopy instead of amazon and audible.
use firefox instead of chrome or opera (both are made with chromium, which blocks functionality for ad-blockers. firefox isn't based on chromium).
use mega or proton drive instead of google drive.
get rid of bloatware
use libreoffice instead of microsoft office suite
use vetted sites on r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH for free movies, books, games, etc.
use trakt or letterboxd instead of imdb.
use storygraph instead of goodreads.
use darkpatterns to find mobile game with no ads or microtransactions
use ground news to read unbiased news and find blind spots in news stories.
use mediahuman or cobalt to download music, or support your favorite artists directly through bandcamp
make youtube bearable by using mtube, newpipe, or the unhook extension on chrome, firefox, or microsoft edge
use search for a cause or ecosia to support the environment instead of google
use thriftbooks to buy new or used books (they also have manga, textbooks, home goods, CDs, DVDs, and blurays)
use flashpoint to play archived online flash games
find books, movies, games, etc. on the internet archive! for starters, here's a bunch of David Attenborough documentaries and all of the Animorphs books
burn your music onto cds
use pdf24 (available online or as a desktop app) instead of adobe
use unroll.me to clean your email inboxes
use thunderbird, mailfence, countermail, edison mail, tuta, or proton mail instead of gmail
remove bloatware on windows PC, macOS, and iOS X
remove bloatware on samsung X
use pixelfed instead of instagram or meta
use NCH suite for free software like a file converter, image editor, video editors, pdf editor, etc.
feel free to add more alternatives, resources or advice in the reblogs or replies, and i'll add them to the main post <3
last updated: march 18th 2025
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ohnojackals · 15 days ago
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stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide
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ohnojackals · 15 days ago
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if you dont like bush you literally dont deserve to fuck
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ohnojackals · 15 days ago
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I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???
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This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.
They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.
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ohnojackals · 16 days ago
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anybody else . can anyone hear me
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ohnojackals · 16 days ago
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"born in the wrong era" but there's no particular time period i'd rather be living in, I'm just pissed af at having to live through the global resurgence of fascism
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ohnojackals · 16 days ago
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made a picture i will use a lot
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ohnojackals · 16 days ago
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current mantra
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ohnojackals · 16 days ago
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moon and rainbow at sunrise by mark ham
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ohnojackals · 16 days ago
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My personal pet Book One theory right now is that Aldaire is Half Elf’s mother.
I think this because A, I think he looks vaguely Swampfolk? Maybe?
B, I think this could combine Half and Dyelle’s storylines now that he can’t go find Timmund + Martin.
And C, I think that Half Elf, pacifist that he is, could be a good turning point for Aldaire, murderer that she is.
Bonus D, I think it would be fun.
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ohnojackals · 17 days ago
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Sorry Ryan creamer works at dropout?????
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This Ryan creamer??????
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