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amerification fetish

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im so charmed by characters who are likely to have the worst day of their life at any given time in the story where we happen to check in on them

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i love watching an extremely famous tv show 6-60 years after its peak popularity and being like "whoa this is pretty good. has anyone heard about this"

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It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low in the US and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking and nicotine addiction in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine injector flash drives that light up and taste like cotton candy. And have lead in them.

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i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

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This comment on the train robbery post with 90k notes is killing me

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Liking a character who sucks is silly because yeah I hate him and yeah I want people to bully him and say mean things but if you say the Wrong mean thing I'm going to get defensive

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Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen

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You have just been magically transported into a random ao3 fic!

Spin the wheel of ao3 tags three times to find out what your fic is about. Put in the tags what your fic tags are!

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my plan is to reblog utena stuff until you all watch it. the bulk of you are hetalia fans so I consider showing you one good anime to be a public good

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sometimes a song is good because you saw it on a fan edit for your favorite ship like ten years ago

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at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom

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a cosplay photo so old it was taken on actual film (which explains the streaks from my scanner) and the con we were at doesn’t even exist anymore. it was around 13 years ago actually now that I think about it.

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Malenia bonk cutscene