olivewinterleaf
olivewinterleaf
Olive Winterleaf
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olivewinterleaf · 4 hours ago
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Octahedral structures on an adventure of a lifetime.
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olivewinterleaf · 1 day ago
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More evidence of inequality in the world of cutlery. Please reblog for awareness.
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olivewinterleaf · 2 days ago
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Mrs Pilcrow wanders into the new branch of Egyptian Antiquities R Us.
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olivewinterleaf · 3 days ago
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Lemon and lime teapot standing proudly on a mint background (rather in the manner of King Henry VIII).
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olivewinterleaf · 4 days ago
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Make sure you arrive late for that business meeting by getting tangled in a net curtain at the airport.
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olivewinterleaf · 5 days ago
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Image No.206 celebrating the magnificent beauty of pointlessness.
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olivewinterleaf · 6 days ago
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Gossip-manufacturing in the early 20th century. Fig. 3 Final gossip-plate inspection.
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olivewinterleaf · 7 days ago
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PEARLS OF WISDOM TEETH
There is no accounting for tests.
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olivewinterleaf · 8 days ago
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Exhausted polytunnel looks forward to retirement.
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olivewinterleaf · 9 days ago
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Cut-out-and-keep pair of scissors.
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olivewinterleaf · 10 days ago
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Ce n'est pas une tomato.
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olivewinterleaf · 11 days ago
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A look at the latest chemical innovation - chickenwirene.
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olivewinterleaf · 12 days ago
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PEARLS OF WISDOM TEETH
There’s an inspection to every rule.
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olivewinterleaf · 13 days ago
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Open day at St Bernadette of Lards, where its pupils had helped in the construction of a giant ‘Parade Pig’.
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olivewinterleaf · 14 days ago
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A popular pastime in ancient Rome - seahorse rides - were installed in most town centres. But unbeknownst to the innocent, everyday person doing their daily shopping in such town centres, an evil cabal of seahorses was working in the background to gain control of the towns with subliminal messages sent via the ridden seahorses. These messages were aimed at citizens with the eventual deposing of the Emperor in mind. The plan was for the brainwashed populace to raise an army of fervent anti-Emperor foot-soldiers ready to storm the capital. There was one slight snag: how could the seahorse cabal transport themselves to Rome and take their place in the palace? They were after all mostly aquatic in nature. And so, the seahorses drew up plans to convert the Emperor’s palace into a vast aquarium.
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olivewinterleaf · 22 days ago
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Photograph showing the fashion for displaying curiosity cabinets externally, so popular at the turn of the previously previous centenary.
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olivewinterleaf · 23 days ago
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Place your opinion here.
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