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Little Caesers bacon wrapped deep deep dish. This just happened and it was delightful. #bacon #mmmm

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This is the largest spider I've ever seen in person. For perspective, that is a significantly large dragon fly that is caught in the Web. Moments after I stopped recording, there was a large crunch as the spider bit into the dragon fly. The Web is between two trees approx 8 feet apart. #spiders #iHateThem #yuck #irrationalFears #cottageLife

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Fishing into the sunset. #nothing #whatGives #whereAreTheFish

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Bubbly #plopPlop #fizzFizz #notEno #wildberry

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Wildberry for lunch. #mmmmm #oldSkool #tooCoolForSchool #summerButItsCold #wtf #midJuly #really?

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I really do not like spiders. #irrationalFears #moreAfraidOfMe #yaRight

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In beach with book in hand. #suchAGreatDay #sunshine #lollipops #kawarthaLakes #madawaskaValley

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Such a beautiful evening on the lake. #goneFishin #thisIsTheLife

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Best not forget about Dre. #lestWeForget

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New addition to the home. #nest #nestAllTheThings #dyi

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So many good memories with this phone. Glad to find it packed away. #nokia #n95 #quake #technology #woot

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An iconic skyline. #whereAmI

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Getting paid to prep the new place. Found 10 Zloty behind the fridge. #Polish #money #makeItRain #muthaFuckoo

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Morning run complete. Now on with the day. #morningRun #morningWood #etobicoke #toronto #run #running

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Installed in under 5 minutes. Piece of mind. #nest #protect #carbonmonoxide #fire #google #nobirds

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New toy for the new home. #loveTechnology #noHolmö #nest #google

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And there, in the stairwell, was a lone orange. I thought to myself, "why an orange?" #random #theLoneOranger