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HI I DIDNT EXPECT TO GET THIS POPULAR

THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT EVEN THOUGH I HAVENT POSTED IN  A G ES

I APPRECIATE IT

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Kel: *points to space* !!!!!

Hero: ????

Kel: *points to space more violently* !!!!!!!!

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Aubrey: When I first met you, I thought you were annoying....

Kel: 

Aubrey:

Aubrey: And I was right

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Basil: I'm so ready to be able to legally drink.

Basil: Only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. 

Basil: I have heard very good things about water.

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*skipping stones on a lake* Van: It's such a beautiful evening.

Berly, whispering: Take that you fucking lake.

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Basil: Hello, OMORI!

Omori: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Basil, shrugging: Death is a social construct.

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Kel: Why are you looking at me through a fork? Aubrey: I'm pretending you're in jail Kel: Why? Aubrey: It's spiritually healing

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Kel: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something. Aubrey: Kel, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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[Kel on a date] Kel, leaning over to Mari: what do i say? Mari: say "your eyes are pretty" Kel, going back to date: my eyes are pretty. Mari: *smashes her head on the table*

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Hero: Knowing what to do in an emergency is very important, so I'll teach you some basic first aid procedures. For example, what would you do if I got shot? Kel, eyes darkening: Avenge you.

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Hero: Why would you eat all that ice cream? You know you’re lactose intolerant. Basil: I thought if I ate it really fast I wouldn’t notice.

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Aubrey: *Signs a legal document with a glitter pen*

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Aubrey: Don’t you have to go be obnoxious somewhere else?? Kel: Not until four. 

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Kel: Frankly, I’m offended you’d ever even think it was me who set the kitchen on fire. Hero: So it wasn’t you? Kel: Oh, no, it was me, but I’m still offended.

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Scarethrow: You could pour soup on me and I´d probably apologize to you.

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Kel: If I ever get arrested I´m introducing myself as Mitochondria so that people know I´m the powerhouse of the cell.

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Aubrey: I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic… I just described a dog, didn’t I? Kel: Well, yeah, but people love dogs!