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Rudy has to be monitored in the kitchen when cooking, much to his displeasure.
Not because he's clumsy or a bad cook, but an injury in his hand leaves him prone to random boughts of nerve compression in his left hand and it's a hazard.
After one late night trip to the emergency room with severe burns on his feet after dropping a pot of boiling water, Alejandro puts his foot down.
He enjoys it, watching the other man in his element and stepping in to help occasionally. He enjoys taste testing and the way Rudy wipes sauce from the corner of his mouth with his thumb.
Rudy, however, has his reservations. He enjoys the peace and quiet of cooking on his own. That, and it's hard to measure how much pasta he might need when there's a hand groping at his cock over his sweatpants.
When they end up in the emergency room this time, it's Alejandro with a bloody nose. Rudy takes no responsibility, the other man knows he throws his head back when he cums.
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Some bird asks Price for his body count in a bar and Price replies that he stopped counting when it hit triple figures. He's confused and concerned when she calls him a slag before walking off. Meanwhile, Nik is howling.
#nikprice#captain John price#cod Nikolai#Nik may be fifty but he's also a linguist and an arms dealer#Price was a bedraggled 'old man' from the age of 10#Price: does she...doe she think I shag corpses?#Nik: kids these days eh more vodka?
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Dysmorphia is a fucker. I need a smaller belt because I'm out of notches and it isn't tight enough, my trousers from last academic year are legitimately too loose, but I still look in the mirror and want to throw up.
#dysmorphia cw#bro drops ten inches off his waist and still sees the sad fat kid#used to need a 42“ waist and now I'm 31-32” but#BUT!#maybe another few inches and I'll finally feel ok#me as I drop 22kg dumbbells: can't even have basic strength wow guess I'll just cry then
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Hi 👋 Do you need a dog? Because I can bark for you, sir. Respectfully.
Anyways have a great day
I saw your cat profile picture and had a mental image of a tabby in a dog mask (badly drawn on paper) going "mro--uh, I mean, eh, eh" (the weird "bark" imitation cats try to do). It's ok, moggie, I'm more a cat man anyway.
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Most buff corpse I've ever seen that's for sure
(I interned at a morgue in my 20s so i know what im talking about 🫡)
Anon, I spat my coffee out when I read this and an admin woman thought I was choking. 😅 Changing my name from Penguin to BuffCorpse25, stg.
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I just think...
#cod Nikolai#captain John price#nikprice#I think Nik would be such a funny sub#he'd start giggling and it'd be all over#@/saintaubinphoto on insta btw
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The tan's fading... #wakemewhenseptemberends
Whelp, let's get this done. Lower, sprints and core.

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Can I ask what happened that made you so uncomfortable around christians?
I mean, you won't like the answer, so I'd just block and crack on, mate. Your free time is short and the people you can talk to on here are infinite.
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hi hello
just sending you love because i haven't been able to lately and you're an amazing, inspiring, strong af (in every way) person who deserves as much love as possible
so, platonically,
♡
Cheers, bud. Appreciated. Not feeling particularly strong at the moment in any way, lol. This was a good pick me up.
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Hi ! Can we have a part 2 of pregnant omega Price ? PLSSSSSS
Working on it! Just taking a breather from work rn.
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Every politician involved in the GFA wringing their hands every time Farage talks about leaving the ECHR. It'd be fucking hilarious if real human lives weren't at stake.
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YO WAIT BY ‘FOR OCTOBER’ DO YOU MEAN MCM
Yeah boiii. I am planning Price for one day and Remmick for another. I can't do more than two days of con because my social battery can't hack it. 😅
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hi da! just let out my first cod fic (nikprice) to the world! you are one of my inspos and i am thanking you fr. because of you sparking the nikprice renaissance, more followed and i got out of my 2 years of writing slump (nekro and gomz too with their art, fics and hosting nikprice week :D)
Yesss, wat. Get it posted. Gimme!
Also, I take no responsibility for Nikprice renaissance. There are way too many amazing creators with a love for the Russian bear and his pet terrier, I
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Dude your cosplay looks sick AF!

Thanks, bud. I worked hard on it. For October, I'm hopefully getting a more costume accurate holster, some Comms wires and some pistol mags. Just a few smaller things that'll add more realism.


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Wait there's other anons who love planes? Sign me up for aviation club!! 👩✈️
There is! Pspsps, plane anons.
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Im excited to see where the unexpected surprise ficlet goes!! Just tossing my two cents in, but I think it would be really cool for the end decision to actually be an abortion. Its nice to have a reminder that theres power in either choice, especially in this day and age rn where people are fighting to have abortion recriminalized, yknow?
Whatever your decision, I cant wait to read it :)
Ahh, well, we'll have to wait and see. It's just been entirely decriminalised in the UK after 24 weeks (rare UK W). Some people make imperfect decisions for the people they love in times of great stress, and infertility - or believing you were infertile - can be a source of great heartache and shame for some. It'll all be tagged to hell and back of course. 😅 Love me some angst and damaged men.
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Was the daddy meant as a compliment?
Maybe. It's also a kink I didn't consent to engage in. All kinks require consent. Clothes don't equal consent. "Sir" and "captain" were right there for "in character" interactions if needed. And also, unlike John Price, I'm actually a real person.
#asks#she was decked out in rainbow flags as well#but then in my exp many have consent in their head as something only a woman/the femme needs to give
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