“I still got pictures of friends on the wall” -Alex Turner, The Ultracheese.
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{P.S.; if you do have "friendship decay" and you want to talk about it, make your own post. I don't want to see that on my post. Thnx.}
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propaganda a lot of y’all should fall for:
whispering “thanku” to your tea or coffee before the first sip.
telling your friends you love them when they least expect it. especially then.
googling “what kind of flower blooms twice” at 3 a.m. to feel hopeful again
deleting apps every two weeks and calling it a spiritual reset.
naming your plants like they’re ur friends. apologizing when you forget to water them.
believing ur younger self would still think you’re cool. even on your worst days.
using perfume before bed. for no one. for you.
making eye contact with yourself in the mirror when you cry. giving the pain an audience.
taking selfies when you feel awful. proof you existed even when the light wasn’t flattering :-)
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Obviously, you’re listening to music, I’m guessing, and something must have triggered you to say ‘Well, why don’t we have a bash at this?’ What was it? Do you remember?
-Well we were all listening individually to kind of quite different things. I mean, I think Jamie kind of introduced us three to a lot more, like, ‘band’ bands sort of at the time…
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hello! i honestly am embarrassed to make this post. please just bear with me.
long story short, i am slowly running out of money to pay rent and afford other things. i’m not flat broke yet but i’m constantly afraid for the day i will be. i feel bad asking for money because i’m sure there are plenty of people that need help way more than i do, but at the same time i feel like my hand is being forced.
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Alex Turner + love as cruelty
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Cliché Romantic Activities but They Don't End Well #2
B bringing A a lovely breakfast in bed when they accidentally trip and cover A in maple syrup and hot coffee/tea/etc.
Your OTP slow dancing under the stars in their backyard but it abruptly begins to pour with rain and both of them get soaked.
A buys a beautiful bouquet of flowers for B but it turns out B is very allergic to them.
A serenading B but their voice cracks so badly that they have to stop what they're singing to process what just happened.
A going to put a gorgeous necklace around B's neck when they accidentally let go of one of the edges and the pendant in the middle gets lost.
Your OTP curled up on the couch with their foreheads pressed together when the power goes out and leaves them stranded in the darkness.
Your OTP decide to make a heart shaped pizza to share but they burn it to a crisp after accidentally leaving it in the oven for too long.
A excitedly suggests that they have a onesie night with food and drinks, but they don't realise that their onesie has a hole right at their crotch until B starts laughing at them.
Your OTP make a fort to watch movies in, but the entire thing comes unexpectedly collapsing down on top of them around half way through their movie.
A playfully tickling B, unaware that B's defense mechanism is to flail their arms around. Needless to say, that bruise on their arm isn't going anywhere soon.
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OTP Prompts: Touch Starvation

Scenarios
Apologising way too much for constantly wanting affection.
Hovering over them or generally keeping close to them until they catch on and bring them into a hug themselves.
Enjoying when the other is sleepy because they're always more affectionate and cuddly, which caters perfectly to their needs.
Grabbing onto their hand or slipping a hand up the back of their shirt to feel the warmth of their skin at the most random times.
Giving them one of their old shirts to sleep in when they go away for a period of time.
Lying in between their legs while they're in bed so they can get hours of head pets while they watch their favourite movies.
Grabbing their jacket/coat/hoodie or some item of clothing to wear as a substitute for their touch.
Always being in tune to what they need despite usually having a tendency to be oblivious to these things.
Alternatively, doing random things like petting them on the head or hugging them to find out what it is they're craving because they just don't know half the time.
Waking up an hour early just to cuddle with the other before work/school/etc.
Dialogue
"Do you just need company or my touch as well?"
"You could slap me and I'd thank you at this point."
"What if we created a name for when you're feeling like this, so you don't need to always describe it to me?"
"More head scratches?"
"It's okay, I know what you need."
"Come here, B. Maybe you just need to be held for a while."
"Can I sleep in your bed tonight? Please? I n-need... need a hug..."
"I don't care how clingy you get- you're my partner and I love you. I mean that."
"Just a few more minutes... please."
"Let me put on your favourite movie and then we'll cuddle, alright? Promise."

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“Love like an ache in the jaw”
So sorry but all my gutter brain can think off when this line comes on is like mhm what do you do when you love someone; you have sex, what sexual act often mentions having an aching jaw afterwards… a mf blowjob and to my knowledge you don’t blow a lady and Alex sings in the first perspective so… who’s he blowing if it ain’t Taylor for biological reasons…
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Same with “he was born to blow your mind … or something along those lines” like uhu sure Alex what else was he born to blow 🤨🤨 like we all saw how that Music video ends (especially coupled with “get down on your knees”…)
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My interpretation / findings regarding TLSP: Everything You’ve Come To Expect (album)
PART 1: The Album Cover
The initial interesting thing about EYCTE is it’s album cover:

The image is a photograph of Tina Turner taken from a photography session on 25 November 1969 by photographer Jack Robinson.

Jack Robinson is renowned for his work in the 1960s for his photography of fashion and celebrity portraits he shot for Vogue and Vanity Fair. In 1972, he gave up photography and found a creative outlet in the designing of stained glass windows. However, what’s most prominent and most interesting to me about him is that his work preserved valuable glimpses into the New Orleans gay subculture of the 1950s. During this time, Jack fell in love with a young man named Gabriel, whom he photographed many times - often in the nude. In 1954, Robinson and Gabriel travelled to Mexico. There, Robinson captured Mexican scenes in large and medium format photographs. He also photographed his travelling companions, including Gabriel and Betty Parsons- an American artist, art dealer, collector, and lesbian well renowned for her early promotion of Abstract Expressionism.
Aswell- the album cover for EYCTE is an image of Tina Turner- well-renowned singer/songwriter who is famously known for standing up and advocating for LGBTQIA+ community and rights in times when rarely any celebrities would because as we know they were irrational cowards then unfortunately.
Anyways ;) according to interviews, Alex Turner had the photograph hanging in his kitchen, and both our Monkey and Turtle (Miles Kane) liked the image so much that they ended up using it. When they got permission to use it, the original b/w photograph was giving a goldeny / orangey / yellowish tinge- On the LGBTQIA+ flag yellow represents sunlight. Orange represents healing. Sunlight is commonly a metaphor for: the light of truth and being. And the definition of healing is: to make well again.

Sources of info:
Tina-turner-jack-robinson-november-25-1969
Jack Robinson.html
Betty Parsons.html
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images taken from pinterest :)
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I’m not sorry. (The gifs are not mine. Credits to the owners.)
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[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'There's a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]
If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:
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When you can't sleep and you think about this.
Perfect sense follows on from Mr Schwartz which I believe is partially to Miles as an explanation from Alex about why they can't be together as they should , because he has to 'stay strong for the crew'
So I have discovered Richard of York is a mnemonic to help people remember the colours of the RAINBOW 🌈
'Having some fun with the warm up act' Miles started off in The Little Flames as Arctic Monkeys warm up act.
What if he is saying if that's what it takes to be settled? Having fun with Miles and being his true self 🌈 which seems to be a big theme of this album
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Alex Turner, stop slacking it’s time to have some homoerotic tension with your bestie. The kids are starving without tlsp3
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