squirrel or joey. he/him, 22, bi. if we're mutuals you're famous. to me ❤️
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turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog
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I am always thinking about every line of dialogue in the first 50 seconds of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.
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i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this
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Art Nouveau storefront by Albert Pèpe (1906)
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being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”
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We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"
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Anywhere in the Deep South
Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, or South Carolina, USA
#I have been to Georgia very briefly#it was hot. that's all I remember lol we were there for like a few hours before getting back on the road + I was like 9#not sure if that really counts as having been there honestly#technically yes. but not in spirit
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sometimes…..fictional characters…….don’t need to name their children after dead people…….
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have to tell my dad I'm quitting but it's like. argh
#like I already had this conversation and now I have to do it AGAIN#and I think he's gonna hate me but I don't like. ugh. my mental health is so so so bad I know I can't put myself through more of this job#yesterday was as bad as the day I went to the er. so. hm!
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as a pink lover. The ""universal""" hatred of the color pink by young girls is due to the heavy expectation of femininity forced on them. It is an expression of frustration at gender roles. It is not internalized misogyny. No you will not inevitably start liking pink as an adult and if you do that is not healing your inner divine feminine or whatever we're saying now. Its a color. 😁👍
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I... DONT... LIKE... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MY TELEKINESIS THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM] [I SEE MY ITEMS STREWN ABOUT THE ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE UPSET]
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I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this
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Just spent an hour cleaning moldy trash cans because my dad forgot to collect the trash after the banquet. a WEEK ago. I don't get paid enough for this shit
#you're telling me I did all that and I only got $14 MINUS TAX for it???? what the fuck#I would quit but unfortunately I already tried that and it didn't work 😭 I am suffering#I'm not even done with work for the day he's expecting me to get through 6 entire cabins today like. excuse me WHAT#including window washing which is one of my very least favorite activities in the whole world. killing myself.#I fear my relationship with my dad will not survive this. which sucks cause I live with that guy
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'old friend' is about the homosexualest thing you can call somebody. you might as well be fingering them
#sorry but tfp optiratch. quite literally.#why are they married they didn't need to be married in that show but they ARE
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#my new kitten looks like this but with an orange spot on her forehead#she got the stupid of orange cats 😔
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