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woo: hey this party high-key sucks, wanna get out of here?
joong: it's my birthday party ?
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woo: would you consider us adorable?
joong: no!
joong: we’re adult men
joong: we’re cute
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joong, at the end of a long day: what if i made coffee with more coffee instead of water?
woo, unplugging the coffee maker: or, how bout you don't?
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jongho: that's a great shirt, hongjoong
joong: thanks
jongho: i bet it'd look even better on wooyoung's floor
woo: are you hitting on hongjoong... for me?
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hongjoong: i may not have a lot to my name right now, but i do have one thing
wooyoung: self-respect?
hongjoong: no! taste
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wooyoung: *on the phone* hey hyung, do you know my blood type?
hongjoong: of course, it's A-
wooyoung: oh, i guessed it wrong. excuse me, nurse-
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choi san - ateez ❁+'.
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hongjoong: we need a plan of attack
wooyoung: i have a plan: attack
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hongjoong: i'm not mean, name one mean thing i've ever done
wooyoung: you once convinced me eggs weren't real
hongjoong: they're not
wooyoung: haha, very funny
hongjoong: i'm serious. didn't you hear?
wooyoung: no... what happened?
hongjoong: *in tears laughing* why would you fall for that again-
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hongjoong: i’m sorry i yelled at you. i promise i won’t do it unless you really mess up again
wooyoung: like i will tomorrow?
hongjoong: it’s a date
#hongjoong#wooyoung#ateez#incorrect quotes#kpop#woojoong#this acc is my scream to the void about loving this ship materialized#not much but it's honest work#is it
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