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the obsession one would associate with "Mastermind" by Taylor Swift is being contained in a relationship best defined by when a stray cat decides she lives on your porch now and THAT'S why I have a bite history

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setup: our car has many bumper stickers. here is our car:

scenario: my roommate has entered the gas station. minutes later, an older woman walks in and asks if she is the owner of the bumper sticker car. roommate, unsure of what is next, hesitantly confirms.

return: older woman excitedly puts her hands together and exclaims how much the stickers made her laugh. she would rather be watching the mummy! she loves costco dogs! she had to google what a "vulpes inculta" was, though.

further investigation yields: that old woman almost certainly saw copious amounts of twink fox femboy artwork if she clicked on image results

conclusion: should have foreseen this happening

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the obsession one would associate with "Mastermind" by Taylor Swift is being contained in a relationship best defined by when a stray cat decides she lives on your porch now and THAT'S why I have a bite history

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it’s funny that people on twitter hate tumblr so virulently bc i get it if you are logging on for the first time in 2025 tumblr probably does suck. however i wouldn’t know because i have been carefully curating my dash experience and mutual circle since 2011 and my circle of tumblrinas taken by itself is the greatest social networking site of all time

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date idea: i lay down on ur lap and you pet my head and tell me im not too much

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Latest Game Changer is literally the antithesis of Yes or No? and I’m obsessed

Sometimes you create an entire episode rigged against one of your friends so he literally cannot win, and sometimes you create an entire episode rigged to give one of your friends $100,000

The duality of Sam Reich

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LinkedIn being the company that took Sam up on that Game Changer sponsership is actully perfect. I thought it was gonna be one of those brands that tries to be cool or have a personality, but LinkedIn is just boring enough to make it hilarious.

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Whenever I look at pictures of opossums with all their bebes i think of that one Queen song.

She works hard EVERY DAY OF HER LIFE.

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🥺

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"they're not canon!"

girl idc you wouldn't have survived in the rise of the brave tangled dragon era like come on

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Shoutout to Maxwell Gotch who heard the suggestion that he pursue a romantic relationship with Freyja and immediately shot it down with "it's completely inappropriate" we love a CEO who knows not to have relations with his employees

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Fully convinced Brennan short staffed the Zephyr just to account for the Intrepid Heroes’ tendency to collect NPCs

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this cut to olethra was diabolical

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The saddest thing about running this blog is just how often someone posts tags like "#I don't think I have any long covid symptoms #I just (notable long covid symptoms) for 3 years" and I wish I had the energy and time to go out there and shake them by their shoulders and say that "yes brain fog (especially for that length of time) is a long covid symptom. Please stop pretending everything is totally normal you have post viral illness please stop pushing yourself to be "normal" you are only hurting yourself."

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I find it hard to participate in any discourse around JoJo Siwa because I just think her childhood should have been illegal.

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"idk i just don't think feminism has been beneficial to women" says woman who wears pants and has a high school diploma