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Thinking about those windows movie maker lyric videos from the late 00's/early 10's...truly that era's cornerstone of society

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they are best friends

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US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

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Ok, imagine you're comic accurate Clark Kent and you're a working-class immigrant raised on a farm. You grow up and dedicate your life to helping people while being a total malewife to your Pulitzer prize winner girlfriend. You're despised and targeted by an unethical, megalomaniacal billionaire who thinks his intellect and his power and his wealth entitles him to your inherent abilities and the adoration you've earned through years of nonstop altruism. YOU WERE CREATED BY TWO JEWISH MEN IN THE 1930S

And then people complain about a movie about you being too woke

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cassandra cain u make my head and heart ache

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her ass is not listening

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This meme popped into my head when I saw Cassandra and Stephanie dancing for their Anti - Valentine’s Day dance party and Jason was there too busting his moves.

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nightwing snap stories be like:

back to my roots fr

thanks @foerchen for helping me caption them<3

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You know those photos of little birds sleeping together on a branch, all cuddled up in a line? This, but its the Order of the Robins from Dark Knights of Steel, high up on some precarious ledge:

(The photos in question:)

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I'm a very big fan of the “one of the ways Batman fights crime is by making the bad guys afraid he could be anywhere”. The “he’s not in every shadow, but he could be in any shadow” thing.

I think it would be fun to mix that with the way the rest of the batfam is drawn when they're in shadows:

the glowy eyes and splashes of vibrant colour, especially with Nightwing's symbol looking like it's actually reflective.

So now I'm thinking:

imagine if Gothamites realized that dangerous people get really uneasy when they keep seeing things that, out of the corner of their eye, might look like a vigilante. To the point that they avoid areas where, let's say, an old poster on the wall is just that shade of yellow that keeps jumpscaring them every time they turn. Or that old trash can that still has a patch of green paint that hasn't peeled away yet. Not even realizing what makes them nervous, just knowing that a particular place makes them jumpy. Stuff like that.

So to keep themselves a little safer Gothamites just start… adding little things like that in their neighborhoods. Nothing that outright references the Bats - stuff like that might get vandalised or just lose the effect if it's recognised, but things like:

- plants on window sills in flower pots or vases in bright colors

- little shiny trinkets in the windows that just might be mistaken for a flash of a utility belt

- colorful curtains get very popular for children's bedrooms

- someone sticking a piece of blue reflective vinyl on a chimney visible from the street, so that as you walk you see a little flash of electric blue when the light from streetlights hits it just right

- people painting a pair of dots with glow-in-the-dark white paint high up on walls by fire escapes or in dark alleys, that look like glowing eyes

So basically I want Gothamites to invent protective charms and amulets which have exactly zero supernatural properties and aren’t intended to have any, but still very much work lmao

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J.K. Rowling is also a woman, I’m not trying to be that guy but I’m just saying you shouldn’t imply that you love every women.

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The Phantom of the Opera is a guy in a mask who pretends to be a supernatural creature to harass his opera house into giving him ransom money, causing disasters when they don’t pay him.

Clearly, they should have hired these guys to stop him:

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tiktok mental health content is like

signs youre dealing with a narcissist. #1: someone is mean to you

why all schizophrenics are abusers

is a DARK EMPATH more powerful than a LIGHT EMPATH?

why YOU should ask your partner of 4 years who has never knitted if they would knit you a sweater (if they say no, BREAK UP! THEY ARE GASLIGHTING YOU!!)

why ALL WOMEN are narcissists #alphapodcast #podcast

top ten traits that automatically mean youre autistic. #1: you have interests and enjoy things sometimes

why bpd makes you evil and how to escape from a (EVIL) bpd person

my mom had this mental illness and also sucked therefore everyone with this mental illness sucks and acts the exact same way. BE CAREFUL!

i filmed my autistic toddler having a meltdown instead of doing literally anything else. please feel bad for me in the comments!

having an ocd moment! #springcleaning #cleaningmyroom

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i don’t know who needs to hear this but you do not need to wear makeup

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IM JUST A RECOVERY COACH THAT IS FUCKING BEGGING YALL TO USE DRUGS SMARTER. IF YOU’RE GONNA USE, THEN YOU’RE GONNA USE. I CANNOT STOP YOU. JUST BE SAFE AND EDUCATED.

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preserving this awesome comment before i blocked them for unrelated bigotry