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Is it these horrible triangles?
Griffin McElroy, MBMBaM 354: Beanfreak
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I'm such a good sleeper. Watch me snore.
Sydnee McElroy, Sawbones: Snoring
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[On scorpions] It's just chiton and hate.
Justin McElroy, MBMBaM 101: Sext Fiction
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Hello friends!
I just wanted to say thank you to y'all for following this blog even though the schedule for deployment of posts is pretty irregular and I don't think I'm good at managing blogs in general :( Anyway, I never expected for this blog to gain so many followers (over 2,700) and I promise to put out more McElroy quotes in the future! And if there's anything ya need feel free to dm me :)
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Maybe, if big turtle gets arrested for nunchuck crimes, he goes to zoo.
Griffin McElroy, MBMBaM 368: The Sun Shines On Our Dark Planet!
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Please join me in my banana vore corner and we can hang out here and have a little party together.
Griffin McElroy, MBMBaM 367: Shrimp! Heaven! Now!
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…the movie Shrek, but live-action…
Griffin McElroy, MBMBaM Show: Bonus: Inventions
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https://youtu.be/YhJekqKXcB0
doctor: you have 16 minutes and twenty four seconds to live
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...and it became 'Two Guys and a Girl' which is like the laziest title for a porno.
Travis McElroy, MBMBaM: One Guy, One Guy, and a Chicken Place
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Thank y'all for helping me achieve this
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Furries can do infinite crime!
Griffin McElroy MBMBaM 364: Face 2 Face: Dumbledore's Magic Buffalo Wings
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Merle: You knew my cousin?
Barry: Yes, I did. Remarkable man.
Barry: Flammable.
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How come Civil War re-enactors don’t use f***ing paintball guns?
Justin Tyler McElroy, MBMBaM 352: Three Deep On the Window
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Yo Verizon, it’s me, Yahoo. Wanna make a cult with me?
30under30mediailluminary Griffin McElroy, MBMBaM 350: The 2018 Olympic Laser Tag Team
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I woke up with a start and thought, 'Why hasn't there been a Fast and the Furious-Transformers crossover movie?'
Travis Patrick McElroy, MBMBaM 350: The 2018 Olympic Laser Tag Team
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Master Chief is the only good game!
Griffin McElroy, MBMBaM 349: Face 2 Face: Remembering How to Do Live Shows in Portland
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Some weird podcast angel just got its wings...
Griffin McElroy, MBMBaM Face 2 Face: Remembering How to Do Live Shows in Portland
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