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theres this girl at my school with a rainbow pin that says ALLY

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"That hurts my imaginary penis"

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"... I think when it comes to TNT, every point in a rat is structurally weak."

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I want go get pregnant and balance on my stomach.

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All I could think about was him fondling my boats.

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"I wanna take a shower but I don't wanna suffer."

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"I wanna wear a sleeveless shirt, but I don't wanna scare people."

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This is some hunger games bullshit and I refuse to be Peeta and Katniss.

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If there is a haunted murder house i want to be the one to make it a haunted murder house.

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"I am chief wigwam, and you'll address me as such."

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The closer the book is to your head the more you learn.

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No, it has a Greek root, it's moosopodes.

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"We did not have anything that rhymed with tortoise." "Rigor mortis."

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"College is fun it's just not the sexy kind of fun."

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I cry when I'm seduced.

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Booby fork.

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"In ROYGBIV bacon is the B."