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season 1: I'm Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of Magnus Institute, London. My professional opinion is that this is all horseshit and everyone that isn't me needs psychiatric help. Statement ends.
season 2: Supplemental: God lives inside the printer and he keeps telling me my assistants are murderers. I am inclined to believe him based on the fact that Martin told to have a nice day. Innately suspicious behavior.
season 3: My only friends are my ex-girlfriend, her cat, and the many scars I've gotten from various monsters and fear cultists.
season 4: You know, just being socially adept would solve a lot of my problems. Unfortunately, I was traumatized so thoroughly by age eight that I learned the best way to make friends is to blink at them slowly until they get the idea. This does not work when your evil patron god uses eyeballs to devour fear.
season 5: Either Jonah Magnus tells us where he took all the good cows, or my boyfriend and I bash his head in with a lead crowbar. It's his choice.
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zolf smith should be in every piece of media ever i dont make the rules
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another rqg ootd. in the year since the last one i’ve got weirder and cooler and now i’m subjecting these beloved characters to my barefoot shoes agenda. also i made those pink trousers they are my pride and joy! i am now itching to do a deep dive of my wardrobe and what pieces i have as a direct result of rqg agh…
also hamid is wearing a travis skyjacks bandana and grizzop’s cap says ‘gayness is good for you’ (from small queer biz called in rainbows) (highly recommend)
ID: coloured digital drawings of Azu, Cel, Sasha, Zolf, Hamid and Grizzop on a purple background that has a white border. they are all full body drawings in various poses
azu is stood facing the viewer, wearing a dark purple overbust corset and mid rise baggy pink trousers that are cinched at the ankle -they are frilly and have white bows on them. she is also wearing purple shoes with blue detailing. at her side she is holding a small red black with a black strap. she also has a small golden axe necklace.
cel is in a dynamic pose, viewed from the side as they rock back in their ankles and lean forward. they are wearing a rainbow top that is mostly concealed by an open dark grey zip up with a small snail patch on it. they are wearing small shorts, one leg of which is red and the other black, which have frills of the alternate colour at the end of them. they have mid calf black boots on.
sasha is sat with her legs in the floor, knees pointed outwards and her feet together in front of her. she is holding her feet with her hands gently. she is wearing a plain black halterneck top that is cropped and white and black leggings. she is looking off to the left calmly.
zolf is stood with his hands on his hips. he has long hair in a bun with an undercut and is wearing a muddy yellow crop top with back jogger with white stripes and dark grey walking boots.
hamid is stood on one foot, the other kicked up playfully as he has his hands out by his sides. wearing a cropped tank top that has diamond patterns on the front, and green velvet at the back. over this he is wearing large pink overalls with a flower on the chest and two deep green pockets. he has green toe socks on his feet and a bandana tied over his hair.
grizzop is stood on one leg, with the other arm and leg raised in the air in an exaggerated wave. he is wearing a white tshirt tucked into black denim shirts with a chain on them. over these he has a baggy dark brown jacket. he is wearing green walking boots and a black cap with red text on it.
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he may be your boss and hate you but at least he's bi
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i’d be a loyal subscriber to grizzop’s youtube. thanks franzi for the ref image !

ID: a redraw do a screenshot of a youtube video titled “How To Flip Someone Off With Three Middle Fingers” with grizzop in it. He is in the bottom right of the frame and is holding his hands up to the centre of the camera. He is holding his hands together so it looks like he has three middle fingers up. At the bottom is a comment from a profile with a small Sasha icon saying “I absolutely humiliated all my enemies with this legendary technique.” end ID
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Wanted for murder? Not so bad actually, he's got a cat!
More silly art:
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[Image description: a digital illustration of the London Rangers during the Prague arc. It is drawn with medium-thick black lines and shaded with brown-sepia tones over white. It shows Sasha yelling at Grizzop as Hamid and Bertie come over to them. Sasha is at the forefront to the right, yelling while holding a dagger up. She's wearing a long, black, studded leather jacket and has shaggy dark hair that is short at the back and long at the front. She has a thin face and nose and prominent eyebags. To the left and a little further back from her is Grizzop, who points at her with his right hand in a finger-gun gesture, and winks with a wide smile. He has fangs, big eyes, a rounded nose, freckles and long pointed ears. Three arrow earrings dangle from the right one. His left hand holds his bow and he's wearing a long coat with a propped-up collar, long fingerless gloves, an Artemis breastplate and pauldrons. Framed by the two of them and further away is Hamid, walking towards them with his right hand on his chin and the left on his pocket. He wears a three piece suit and has curly, slicked back hair. He's freckly, has pointed ears and eyeliner. He's smirking as he looks over at Grizzop. Behind him and between Sasha's and Grizzop's figures comes Bertie, who is pulling zombie goop off his face with his right hand. He has a fed-up expression, coiffed blond hair and a short beard. He wears ful-plate armor with falcon motifs on the chest and a long cape. His sword hangs from his left hand. The furthest layer behind them are sketchily-drawn buildings, and there are clouds and part of the floating city in the sky on the upper left corner. End ID]
my entry for the 10 years of RQG zine!! H is for HELP?!
this one took longer to figure out than i expected, but even though i considered going with my man hamid for the letter h, this was pretty fresh in my mind from a millionth relisten, and... i can't resist the prague party.
thanks to tilly, franzi and everyone in the crew for their hard work... this was amazing!!
you can also find the zine in full in ao3!
happy 10 years, podcast that changed my life!
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i havent seen much obnoxiously loud pride month art this year i need to contribute its my duty
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S is for Sacrilege!! Yay!!!
This is my contribution to the RQG A to Z fan project!! wahoo!!
You should check out everybody's at this link!!
https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/170943904
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My piece for the RQG A to Z tribute zine!
F is for Faith, depicted by all our beloved divine casters and their final acts of Faith.
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had to redraw my classic nap pile for the letter Z :,) happy 10th birthday rqg
this time with bertie and brutor included and all! also, four years later i did everything full body wooo 😎 got my anatomy DOWN
ID: a fully rendered digital drawing of all the player characters from RQG in a large cuddle pile in their pyjamas. Azu, Hamid, Cel, Zolf, Sasha and Grizzop are in one pile, while Bertie lies on Brutor below them.
Grizzop, furthest to the right, is flopped, face down on top of Sasha, his face in her chest and limbs across her body. Sasha is on her back with a hand resting on Grizzop's shoulder and her head resting in Zolf's armpit. Zolf, also on his back, has one hand on his stomach, the other behind Sasha's head. His head is tilted towards Sasha. He is not wearing his prosthetics. On Zolf's other side is Cel, lying on their side and resting their head on Zolf's shoulder, hands wrapped around his bicep. Azu is below that, on her back between Cel's legs. One of Cel's legs is over Azu's shoulder, the other under her arm, their foot touching Sasha's. Azu holds Cel's leg across her chest, and rests her head on Cel's other thigh. Hamid is curled up at Azu's side, lying on his side with his head in her armpit, Azu's arm holding him to her safely. On the bottom right, Brutor lies on his side, tongue out as he sleeps in a running position. Bertie is on lying his side with his head on Brutor's rib cage, his hand resting on Brutor's shoulder.
Grizzop is wearing wide leg brown trousers with a baggy green shirt, Sasha wears a dark purple long sleeve with loose grey trousers, Zolf is in a grubby white tshirt and grey boxer shorts, Cel wears a cream button up shirt and green knee length shorts, Azu is in a pink smock with a gold neckline, Hamid and Bertie both wear satin pyjamas, Hamid’s are purple and Bertie’s are red. The background is a warm purple. End ID
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10th of June 2015, Rusty Quill Gaming released its first ever episode, and ten years on, we still love it.
So to celebrate, a very talented bunch of people came together to offer a tribute for a show that has touched our hearts and happily still has its cozy place there to this day.
Please enjoy.
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Holmwood Season One starts tomorrow.
Holmwood Season One starts tomorrow.
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Passing time and eating peaches. No phone just living in the moment
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