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Reblogging this because we’re so deep into mid season hiatus AND STILL NO NEEDLES

NEEDLES WHERE ARE YOU

FREE HIM YOU MONSTERS

FUCK YOU JONATHAN SIMS FOR CREATING THE MOST SILLY WHIMISCAL ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICAL CHARACTER EVER AND THEN NEVER SHOWING HIM AGAIN FUCK YOU

Justice for Needles my beloved

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When Dan and Phil aren’t posting and TMP is on break and you’re just there like

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SHOWING MY HUSBAND OLD DAN AND PHIL AGAIN BUT THIS TIME THEY ASKED “are they supposed to be straight rn?” AND I DIED AND THEY FOLLOWED IT UP WITH “They’re in the closet here? Really?”

And idk I think I’ve turned them into a Phannie yet

(It was slenderman SpongeBob from 2016 spooky week for any curious)

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11 years of my life it’s been “I love Phil, I’m so Phil, Phil is so beautiful and funny and I love him and I wanna be just like him he’s so great”

And having to realize, I’m Dan

I’ve always been Dan

We’ve all always been Dan

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Dan and Phil are more funny when I’m drunk

Somehow

Tehheee

I hate these gay freaks

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Sometimes you gotta daydream about collaborating with Dan and phil to get through your shitty job

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Akechi Goro scar truther till I die

playing dress-up with akechi to satisfy my fashion urges because i dont have any more space in my closet

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Seeing sister Daniel live and starting T a week and a half later I think fixed my gender dysphoria idk how to explain that further

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When Murph said “Honor the Cock” the time lines diverged

There was pre honor the cock and post honor the cock

Those are different courses of time

Watching fantasy high season 3 then finally watching crown of candy after

And it’s like they say “it’s cocked” all the time in CoC and no one laughs or makes a joke and it’s like…they don’t even know what’s going to happen in 5 years

And now that phrase is forever tainted

Thank you Brian Murphy

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Game changer episode where the contestants makes dnd characters to larp as and the charm is a battle sequence and you roll for saves and attacks but all ability checks are determined by the players personal physical abilities which would play into what classes they play as

In this essay I will—

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Is Dane like that because Starkwall is weird and absurd or does Jonny just think all Americans are like that

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It’s 2am and I’m eating haribo sweet and sour snakes and drinking a probiotic soda in my car watching the crown of candy boat battle stressed out of my mind

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Me studying my alchemy notes from before I dropped out of college like a mad man over some fucking gay people haunted by the horrors

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Idk how to tag this and I’m a trans dude but I just started crying thinking about lesbians

Women who just love each other so fully in a way that seems so ethereal to me

I love lesbians, keep loving each other forever please

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My coworker asking me why I have a nord vpn beaded bracelet and before I can even get out “when I went to see Dan and Phil-“ they died laughing….im gonna delete my life dude

Fuck my stupid phannie life

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Listening to TMP after TMA is so fucked up because what do you mean I’m sitting in bed rocking back and forth muttering “it glitches when they lie, the audio- it glitches when they lie” like I’m some kind of fuckin psychopath

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ALEX HATES NEEDLES??? WHAT THE FUCK HES THE PERFECT CREATION

NEEDLES IS MORE THAN A BIT TO ME

I love him Alex how DARE you, your fav is BONZO

whatever dude

Jonny you get it, Needles is the best external, I’m sorry for blaming you it was Alex’s fault