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leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

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let’s bounce

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Guess who watched FMA brotherhood and fell in love with these two idiots (also guess who’s currently tired as shit)

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Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.

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Happy birthday to me *crickets chirping in distance*

So my birthday is tomorrow… *shifts awkwardly* I’m not really planning anything for it, so I’ll probably end up watching anime in my closet, haha…

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So my birthday is tomorrow... *shifts awkwardly* I'm not really planning anything for it, so I'll probably end up watching anime in my closet, haha...

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i came up with AUs

we’re at a friend’s wedding and we happen to be the few single ones without dance partners

i heard prom tickets are cheaper with a date can we go together just for cheaper tickets and our friends will stop bugging us

i’m a taxi cab driver and you’re a passenger but there is major traffic looks like we’re gonna be stuck here for a while

i work at an animal shelter and you come in looking for a pet pretty often. like rEALLY often. why haven’t you picked one

we’re voice actors and we have to voice a lOT of romantic scenes with our characters but i can’t get the tone quite right can you practice with me

we’re teachers at an elementary school and your class is super loud can you just

YOU KEEP BUYING THE LAST BOTTLE OF ENERGY DRINK AT THE STORE AND I REALLY NEED THAT SHIT TBH

you tutor my younger sibling and they have a really big crush on you but you’re really cute

you’re always inviting me to “study” with you but you know all the fucking answers already what is the point

i notice you’re sketching a lot on this bus hOLY SHIT IS THAT ME WHAT THE FUCK

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cute summer alternative meeting AUs for your OTP

it’s that time again

we’re both sitting in our backyards by the pool/sunbathing when I sneeze and the you say “bless you” from the other side of the fence and I jump and swear because “holy shit you scared the hell out of me warn a guy” and we end up talking over the fence for hours and everyday for a week until we finally see each other and oh, hello you’re hot

you’re the hot lifeguard at the pool and I pretend to drown so you can “save me” and give me mouth to mouth but it sort of backfires because your boss realized I was faking it and now I’m banned from the pool for life but at least you walked me out and gave me your number

we’re both in summer school re-doing a class we failed because we didn’t pay attention enough since we both had massive crushes on each other and since we’re the only two here we finally get the courage to say something about it

our parents both dragged us to a remote bunch of cabins in the woods for our family vacation this year and there is absolutely no internet or phone access, but hey, I guess that means more time to make out 

I’m doing a road trip by myself and I stupidly ran out of gas and you’re a cop that was passing by and waits with me when I wait an hour for AAA to come bring me gas and at some point I make the stupid joke “I’d love to be arrested by you” and now you won’t let me live it down and why can’t I drive away oh god

my summer job is working at a coffee shop and this cutie comes in everyday so one day I finally write my number on their drink but then YOU grab the cup by accident and when you call me I don’t know how to turn you down so I end up going on a date with you but wow, actually you’re hotter and more charming than my original crush so it worked out well 

I get a sunburn so bad I can barely move but I have to go to the store to get aloe and you’re an employee and wince sympathetically when I go to pay for it (and when I get home I find out that you wrote your number on my receipt) 

my summer so far has consisted of me, watching netflix in my pjs and eating junk food so my parents make me leave the house and I run into you on the pier and we find out you’re in the same position but it’s your friends that pulled you out for a “fun day” and now we’re dating and watching netflix at each others’ houses together all day

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having a new fave character like

me: haha this character is such a fucking LOSER

me:

me: oh

me: oh no

me: oh nO NO NO NONONONO

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DIY Aluminium Calligraphy Pen

You’ll need tape, scissors, knife, disposable chopsticks, empty aluminium can, stapler and ink.

Calligraphy Pen for Gothic: cut the aluminium into two pieces like above and tape it on chopstick, then Staple the aluminium.

Medium Point Calligraphy Pen: Fold a piece of aluminim, and cut it like picture above. Then tape it on chopstick.

Fine Point Calligraphy Pen: Fold a piece of aluminim, and cut it like picture above. Then tape it on chopstick.

Now enjoy it :)

   ☞Turning straw into pen.

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If you ever want to make new friends/know more about someone, just go up behind them and whisper in their ear "What's your origin story?"

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Reblog if your mom is beautiful.

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there was that one time in college when foggy rearranged all of matt’s furniture as a joke, but because matt has superb spacial knowledge despite his blindness and couldn’t let anyone know, he had to purposefully knock into shit and fall over things that he had to pretend he didn’t know were there

let that sink in

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#the butt sparkles

ok but like theres a limit

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Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

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Hufflepuff: fight me

Slytherin: *quietly from where their hufflepuff bff can’t see* do not touch my sweet cinnamon bun if you ever want to see the light of day again