pants-lint

[pants-lint]

[pants-lint]

hey there delilah what's it like in roku city

there's a thousand shows and movies free to watch with ads on dippy and tubu...

I hear that poob has it for you. it might be true

[pants-lint]

boy if you play that leitmotif one more time

[pants-lint]

u guys cannot trick me into thinking a single thought about sabrina carpenter

[pants-lint]

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

[pants-lint]

[pants-lint]

Genuinely I think repeatedly making "I'm so brave for (doing mildly uncomfortable thing)" jokes is actually really building my resilience, because when I accomplish an actually difficult task I'm then suddenly euphoric and then chasing the high of accomplishing more tasks.

[pants-lint]

[pants-lint]

(x)

[pants-lint]

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

[pants-lint]

if tumblr goes down im going to the bar and arguing with a middle aged man about nothing in particular

[pants-lint]

the firsteth rule of alchemy is to hath fun and beeth thy truest self. the secondeth rule is to think with thine pussy

[pants-lint]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[pants-lint]

One time in highschool our teacher said that it was never under any circumstances okay for a boy to hit a girl and I asked “not even in self defense?” and he said “no” so I pointed to the kid next to me and said “so if I just started whaling on this guy then he’d just have to take it? What the hell” and he was like “you two have had the same homeroom for three years do you not know his name” and I was like “that’s not the point right now” and Mr. K if you’re out there reading this I’m still mad about it

[pants-lint]

Well those are allllmost done

[pants-lint]

[pants-lint]

it's giving