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Someone at McDonalds think they on the food network and arranged my nuggets

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i am the opposite of screwed

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

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The closer Food Network gets to Wrestlemania the truer it is to The Chairman’s original vision

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ok this is cute

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Current emotion: Chopped judges during the last 10 seconds of a round

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All of my wildest dreams have come true

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I solemnly swear that I’m about to show you the best BBQ pulled pork this side of the Mason Dixon!

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I watch too much Food Network. I had a dream last night that Guy Fieri was my dad and people saw us out in public together. Folks thought I was his mistress and he had to clarify on Twitter that I was his kid and called people a 'bunch of assholes'. First Scott popped up in my hetero dreams even though I'm a lesbian, and now it's Guy. Help me.

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[chopped voice] so i look down at the basket and i’m immediately thinking i can’t cook,

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guy fieri dabbing with his sons??????

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u know what nevermind

when ur mixtape straigh fieri

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it has come to my attention that i mispelt "steaight"

when ur mixtape straigh fieri

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when ur mixtape straigh fieri

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