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we now have video footage of oscar waiting for lando to finish taking his P1 trophy pictures after the monaco gp!

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the moment vs the shot

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time to revisit this video and unpack whatever the hell was going on here

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short king

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the man you are lando norris.

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it seems that oscar likes those headphones too🤔

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hiiiii love what do u think are the top 5 best landoscar moments? like the oh fuck save it for the hotel room after when ur not on camera, guys type moments

hello lovely 🫶 i love this question! makes me go back through some landoscar moments and i always love going down memory lane! (also i wrote more than i expected so buckle up!)

to start off, we have my all time favorite moments that is the “i like your so kindness, too.” everything you could ever ask for from landoscar is summarized in this short little clip. like. oscar wasn't doing that for the media or for the cameras. he deliberately told the team to ignore him and focus on lando all the while looking at the aforementioned man with nothing but fondness and love in his eyes. he wasn't expecting the video to include him which to me makes the quote even more tender because it wasn't meant as a soundbite or anything, it was just meant for lando and oscar. and yeah. a soft hotel room moment, if you will.

up next, we have another moment that is also forever engrained in my mind, which is the whole of the wcc celebrations. lando and oscar telling netflix to fuck off because they're celebrating with their team? cunt. they said that this is not for the public cameras. and then don't even get me started on the pictures we got from this night. like they're definitely a "save it for the hotel room after when you're not on camera" type moment.

moving on, we of course have lando thanking oscar after his first win in f1. i spoke of how that moment seems to encapsulates their relationship and also if i could add to that, i would just like to uh, mention praise kink oscar coming in full force in that instance. like yeah, praise that man lando. thank him for your contributing to your first ever win in f1 when you know he had a less than stellar race and needed a pick me up. watch oscar preen from the praise. just. lando comforting oscar in the best way he knows how to when they have cameras in their faces and can't get too deep.

wow okay. this is getting way longer than i anticipated sorry! but moment four! this was actually so unhinged from oscar. the "i'm going to keep you happy" quote??? fucking insane. brain chemistry? rewired. life? changed. like that's rookie oscar letting lando dictate the rules to the game (when there are no rules to begin with) and bending ass backwards to keep his teammate happy. okay. the service top and bratty bottom is really coming into play here and let's just end it at that for now...

alas we arrive at moment five and it just has to be them going freak4freak. the infamous deodorant press-con. there's just no explaining this. lando's out here sniffing oscar and oscar's out here offering lando a better whiff. this right here is the definition of save it for the hotel room when there are no cameras. sniff each other in private.

honorable mentions below the cut!

- them being possessed by the imola couch. get a room.

- the miami couch. what is with them and couches??

- lando's obsession with oscar's bottom. again, get a room.

thanks for reading my ramblings! this got way longer than expected (and i can definitely go on for longer trust) but i hope you didn't mind my ramblings! and again, thanks for this ask!

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and happy 814 day!

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remember when rookie oscar said "i'm gonna keep you happy" to lando. cause that was crazy.

full transcript below the cut!

q: what's your favorite non-racing activity? oscar: sleep. lando: i feel like that's a n/a answer, mate oscar: okay, okay! if that's disallowed... lando: i love how i'm making the rules here! oscar: if that's not allowe– if sleep's not allowed... lando: you can choose sleep, you can choose sleep! oscar: no, i'm gonna keep you happy! if sleep's not allowed, probably gaming as well lando: [big cheesing]

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they’re such boyfriends

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lando: do you know what time it is, oscar?

oscar: it’s out of office time, baby!

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“i'm still processing the fact that you called lando and i beautiful individuals. that's the first time i've been called beautiful, so!”

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oscar: [books padel date for him and lando] lando: [looking up padels] papaya! perfect! i'll get one of those for oscar, too!

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oh how fast the night changes

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yeah this fills me with brightness and gratitude 🫶

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look at lando running with oscar's trophy 🥹🤏