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do you feel bonita? because you look bonita

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they don't call him Ladders for nothin!

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i did a presentation on goncharov for a friends powerpoint night yesterday and  the fact that i’m a well known nerd meant that everyone bought into me over-analysing this random cult-classic ccorsese film. i had it edited into riverdale as a reference. i had wikipedia screenshots. i had photos of dvd copies and ao3 fics. it meant absolutely no one was prepared for me to reveal it doesn’t exist. the screams of rage were priceless.

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Okay so, I genuinely don't understand why some fundamentalists and evangelicals genuinely seem to think that Jesus Christ would support capitalism??? Obviously there's all the standard verses from the Bible people pull to prove this, for example "Sell your possessions and give alms" or "You cannot serve wealth and God" or "It is harder for a rich man to get into heaven than for a camel to go through the eye of a needle."

But also, I just got to Acts and in Acts 4:32 it says "Now the whole groups of those who were of one heart and soul, and no one claimed private ownership of any possessions, but everything they owned was held in common." And Acts 4:32 continues, "There was not a need person among them, for as many as owned lands or houses sold them and brought the proceeds of what they sold. They laid it at the apostles' feet, and it was distributed to each as any had need." How can someone look at this and say that Christianity and Capitalism can go together?

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dont get me wrong I love a good ctommy hybrin au (bird, demon, etc) but i think one of my favorite thinks about ctommy is how Human he is. He cares so much about lmanburg, about his family, about cTubbo and cRanboo and cShroud and mushroom henry and henry and he still follows behind the people who hurt him because hes still clinging onto how they used to make him feel. He still follows people he knows are trying to kill him to the woods because they used to be his friends and he still wants that. He cares so much about his discs because of what they represent, a simpler time, staple of his and tubbos friendship and I can go on about how cTommy caring for the discs symbolises so much more than two minecraft discs but this is not the post for that. Ctommys tendency to cling to the people who hurt him (c!sbi, c!Wilbur especially) is so painfully human that its one of the core aspect os his character, and this is not to knock anyone who headcanons ctommy as ah hybrid or just full on Not Human, hes everybody's oc do with him what you want, one of my favorite aspects of ctommy is his humanity.

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ep 1 doodles (forgot pearl didnt have a hoodie on this time lol)

gem sounds like that for now cos she got shrunk cos timey wimey shenanigans frfr

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self reflection

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in the minecraft world do youthink people would use "they dug straight down" as code for someone dying

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look, i like yan!batfam as much as the next person. when im in the mood for it, i EAT it UP. but, i have a question:

is there a version out there, where they see that the reader becomes depressed, and doesnt stockholm like they hope, and they actually realize their messed up? idc if they keep us still, but where they maybe /visibly/ (but not actually prolly) "loosen up" on the controlling and obsessive behavior? maybe let us live in a tiny home on the grounds, but it feels like independence at least?

or alternatively, bc it was unlikely for that first ask, if the reader is depressed and/or tries to commit su/cide, where they DONT confine them and smother them? where they actually try to be a good family? maybe not entirely healthy, but at least good in a "not scary to us" way?

idk it feels like itd be a palette cleanser of some sort, since i can hardly find platonic/not-yan!batfam in the first place on here.

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True villains

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back to the past

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Past Life ep. 1- Grians pov Notes

(might be a little out of order)

Version: Beta 1.2 (Includes genuine voice mods + world border. in 1.2. thank you devs :PrayerHands:

Grian actually had a team in mind when joining?? is this christmas??? (He wants to WIN, and he wants to get there with Gem and Pearl)

Gem never played beta (both surprisingly and unsurprisingly), so she didnt know about the ancient way of tilling the ground for seeds

Pearl was invisible for some reason (likely beta glitch)

Seeds/farmland kept disappearing (again, just beta being beta)

Martyn and Cleo visit, and apparently theyre living in a cliffside... (:sideeye:)

Grian /accidentally/ killed Martyn via TNT... then falls to his death thru the same hole he dropped the TNT into...

- Grian wakes up at spawn and is promptly chased by monsters (namely a spider) into a lava cave, which he has to camp in overnight until Scar and Skizz finally come to help save him

The Villains (aka: Villys) is officially named and established.

Oh yeah some ppl are in period-specific skins, not as many as I'd hope, but still fun nonetheless!!! (Pearl, Joel, Bdubs? idk it looks like an old skin but i couldnt find evidence. and Etho. he never changes his skin i stg)

First act of villainy: Steal all the torches from everyone's bases

- Realize: Villainy is hard. (And turns everyone you interact with into villains too) ((Also, Skizz was already planning to be a jerk this season, so you just helped him jumpstart that lmao))

Apparently the rules are very loose this season, very "loosey goosey" as Grian said.

Now Martyn is invisible

- He does a ghost joke - He thought the explosion kill was funny, and isn't mad over it apparently - AND APPARENTLY CLEO WAS INVIS THE WHOLE TIME TOO. THEY WERE JUST SITTING THERE THE WHOLE CONVERSATION IN SILENCE. LOVE HER FOR THAT.

Jimmy set the Villy's home on fire over 3 (Three) Diamonds (fair tho honestly)

"Mumbo's not in this season, but he would keep his diamonds right HERE"

- "Because he just texted me saying theyre down here and around the corner"

Chunk Errors. my beloved <3

Grian and Pearl mined for 30 minutes with no diamonds found naturally (not counting the three chunk error ones)

Grian left an irl voicemail for Mumbo asking for the diamonds' locations. Love <3

Grian, the poor soul, found One (1) diamond, which he used his last break on his iron pick for, and it didn't drop

- He proceeds to have a mental breakdown, and Pearl doesn't believe he even SAW the diamond until he mentioned the possible glitch, which she does believe.

They come home after mining. "I see farming has gone well" [Grian stares at the singular wheat crop by now a pond.]

The Lighthouse of Time, A time-traveling lighthouse <3333

Grian: "I invite you to get into the square hole" [2x2x3 hole, fences on the bottom. A literal CLASSIC trick. Surely no one will actually- Scar's in the hole. He's stuck.] "Alright see you next session everyone!"

And those are all my notes for this session. Def go watch it, and then go and watch Evo.

Oh i have one last note, but its not that funny to those who haven't listened to Teh Adventure Zone: Graduation. Because I know im right in my comparison:

the Villys? Theyre literally just Thundermen LLC. Argo? Pearl. Fitzroy? Grian. Firbolg, who's voice was bc Justin was sick? Gem.

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I feel like I was obligated to make this

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Funny friends that make you laugh / And maybe you're just a little bit dappy

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i am, once again, thinking of Him.

i am not immune to the men dressed in alternative fashion

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is wriothesley copaganda? yeah probably, most likely. do i acknowledge that in america, cops often to more harm than good, that there’s more bad apples than good? yes. i do.

i also acknowledge that there’s probably only 10% of cops who Actually Do their Goddamn Job with EMPATHY and Basic Human Respect. i, an american, associate Wriotheslet with THOSE cops. the ones that you actually Can trust.

also hes hot

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HUNTR/X 💥