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how the world feels when you listen to a song for the first time and immediately know you'll love it forever

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Radiohead In Rainbows 2007

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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Always Sunny in Philadelphia is a stupid adult comedy about shitty people making bad choices

Also Always Sunny:

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Mary Oliver, “Starlings in Winter” Owls and Other Fantasies

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got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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add ‘cinemasins mildly corrects james gunn’s lazy-edgelord theology take in the suicide squad’ to your 2021 bingo card

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let’s lay flat on our ovoidal mama

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whenever you’re having a bad day at work just remember that at the end of the day you’ll still get to be cozy in bed no matter what

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knuckle tat that just says Hi

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Joy Sullivan, from “Culpable”, Instructions for Traveling West

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where's that picture that ruined my life

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure