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No, not at all. I'm just wondering if you're going to act like it never happened is all. It's fine though, I get it.

Right. Well, I didn’t know it was a topic you’d want to, like.. talk about in depth?

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Why wouldn't I be? We had a great conversation last night, remember? Inspirational, amazing. 'Cause, y'know, that's totally all that happened last night. 

Okay. You okay?

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Good. Hopefully you're feeling nice today because I have a long list of shit I need done. 

Depends on if I’m feeling nice.

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Yeah, I guess. Nothing.

I thought we had a good talk yesterday. What else would I mean?

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Want to do my work for me? You basically just offered, so.

That’s true. People should be doing your work for you.

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Oh. What's that supposed to mean?

I think I’ve been pretty nice to you lately. Especially yesterday.

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Fine, not your fault. Sure, sure.

That’s not my fault. Not always, but most of the time I’m right. 

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Yeah, maybe. Not sometimes, most of the time. All we do is fight. You always think you're right, Olive oil.

Maybe I’m just too oblivious. Sometimes it’s complicated, sometimes. You know I’m right, babe. 

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Why're you so mean to me?

You sound like a therapist. Stop it.

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But it is complicated. You know that, even if you don't want to admit it. No, someone might be regretful of it. Probably don't want to remember. Don't be a smart ass.

I don’t think it’s weird at all. We’re friends that have casual sex together, nothing too complicated. True, but it’s even better when you do remember what you did. Y’know, some of those nights are just memorable.

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I don't know. Do you love yourself? Do you think you're pretty? I can't answer that until you do.

You are. Do you love me? Do you think I’m pretty?

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It just does. I don't know, we're doing everything backwards. I mean, it's not like we are an "us" or whatever, it's just weird. I'll be fine, stop worrying. That's the worst part. Hangovers are also a great reminder of how much fun you had the night prior.

Why? I know, but that won’t stop me from worrying. That’s the best part, plus no hangovers. 

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Stop, I thought we both agreed that I was nicer than people give me credit for. You love me, admit it.

So mean.

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No, that means we're doing something wrong. I know, I know. I don't need to be worried about though. Trust me, I'm good, great even. It's just a sprain, not like I'm laying on my death bed. Tequila is really strong, it makes everything burn.

I haven’t, that’s the best part. I just worry about you, that’s all. Drink tequila. It’s a clean alcohol, no hangovers.

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Don't baby me.

But baby.

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I don't think you've ever seen me fully clothed. Don't exaggerate, I can take care of myself. It's not like I can die from it. I won't, that's what alcohol is for.

Just around me or I’ll get jealous. Good, didn’t have to drag you to check it myself. If you need them, use them.

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Don't be a hater, Taylor.

No, it’s not.