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hi so if u hate rachel elizabeth dare dont talk to me <3

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I still cry sometimes thinking about the last one

Can’t believe it’s been 50 years since:

“If you were really in love you wouldn’t have missed.” “Time comes for us all Goncharov.” “We’re just meat to them Joe. Remember that.” “I dream of you every night, but I can no longer remember your face.” “If you are a snake, then I am Eve’s trembling hands.”

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Imagine the Goddess of Beauty and Love calling you absolute perfection. I would simply never shut up.

jason truly is a better person than most because personally, if the goddess of beauty thought i needed no improvement, i would lord that fact over everyone for the rest of my life. my ego would know no bounds, i would not be humbled ever

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Always support your captain 💪 !!

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The lorax predicted this.

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Me: *grabs random people, a corpse, a fish and some cinnamon roll dog-deer thing and sails away*

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Assigning Greek Gods MBTIs

Apollo: ENFP

Hermes: ESTP

Artemis: ISTP

Hera: ESFJ

Athena: ENTJ

Hephaestus: ISTJ

Zeus: ESTJ

Aphrodite: ESFP

Hades: INTJ

Dionysus: ESFP

Demeter: ISFJ

Ares: ENTP

Hestia: INFJ

Persephone: ENFJ

Poseidon: ESTP

Nyx: INFP

Hecate: ISTJ

Nike: ESTJ

Iris: ISFP

Ouranos: INTP

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PJO/HOO/TOA CHARACTERS AND WHAT THEIR ROMAN EMPIRES WOULD HAVE BEEN::::::

Annabeth- Most certainly knew the entire lore of WWE Raw and Smackdown when she was about 8-11. Wanted siblings to tackle so bad.

Percy- The Bermuda Triangle. HOURS spent genuinely sweating about the thought of sea monsters and black holes in the ocean which could maybe get him.

Grover- Mythology. Lore. Everything he could find with amazing world-building and plot points. Certainly kept comparing Greek myths to Norse/Aztec myths and yelling "OH MY GOSH THEY'RE SYNCRONIZED".

Nico- THE OLYMPIC GAMES. Watching gymnastics and wincing everytime it looks like they're gonna fall. Picking random swimmers and betting on who would get a higher position with his sister.

Jason- Honestly, Jason would have DEVOURED the Percy Jackson series. Explains to everyone how Rick Riordan is actually a hidden gem and how he's a crossbreed of Percy and Grovwr.

Piper- OMFG FANFICTION. A devoted fanfiction.net reader until she discovers wattpad and that resets her brain chemistry. Avid reader but also extremely talented AO3 writer. On the Hall of fame of Johnlock writers.

Frank- Penguins. Knew everything about penguins from their feeding habits to their neurological functions. Tried to be a penguin- failed; tried to swim to the south pole to be with penguins- ongoing attempt.

Hazel- Anime. If she and Nico grew up together they would scream the One Piece theme songs at the top of their lungs everyday and randomly whisper the words "Banana Fish" to each other to rekindle the pain.

Lester- The biggest astrology nerd you could ever find. Would immediately explain how the angle of Saturn from the earth is causing your munchies and write a thesis on why scorpios are actually the cause of all the world's problems.

Leo- Cars. I lied. Power fucking rangers. Every single series, every single version; ate it up, bought a power rangers bottle and set the Power Rangers Samurai theme song as his alarm tune.

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Criminally underrated bestboy

Jason Grace | Son of Jupiter

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YOU SHOULDN'T BE PUTTING CUCUMBERS ON A SANDWICH EITHER

reblog and add ur opinion about:

cucumber/watermelon

bananas

pineapple on pizza

avocado

sparkling water

marmite/vegemite

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Cucumbers are so hated for no reason, watermelon can be a bit too watery

Bananas are bae

Pineapple on pizza is a blend of two amazing things to form an atrocity

Avocados are nice for salads or mixed with tuna for toast

Sparkling water is so violent for no reason

Do not know what marmite is, regardless, I am an avid hater

reblog and add ur opinion about:

cucumber/watermelon

bananas

pineapple on pizza

avocado

sparkling water

marmite/vegemite

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BE GAY, DO CRIMES‼️

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Percy *cooking*

Annabeth: any chance that’s for me?

Percy: it’s for chiron. I’m planning on making some bad descions tonight and I want him to be on my side

Annabeth: wow I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment

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consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

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It’s time.

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They all go "Well duh"