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Anubis : Hey, wake up. I really like this song, add it to my playlist.

Me, who had just woken up : What?

Hermes : Heyo! Remember the dream I sent you? Yeah, do a reading on that.

Me : What? Why?

Apollo : Also, please, don't be late for school again this week.

Anubis : Unburden your load by finishing your task.

Hermes : Oh! Wingman time! Come on! Evaluate the sweet sweet romantic dream!

Apollo : Come on, hurry up, get up. Do readings.

Me : Wait, ow! My stomach is aching!

Hermes : Oh, I did that. I want you to get up early and, you know, not be late again.

Anubis : Please use your time wisely again.

Me : Can I go back to sleep? IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING! AN HOUR AND 3 MINUTES BEFORE MY ALARM AND MY HEAD HURTS!

Them : Well, try.

*Unable to go back to sleep*

Me : WHY!?

Them : You literally asked us last night to wake up early so you wouldn't be late again!

Me : Fair point...

That morning, I did my routine earlier than before...

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I hope that lord hermes knows how much he means to me

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I was concerned about the weather and my college did a 2 hour delay and I was like "Lord Apollo please make the class that wasn't canceled canceled and that I don't have to go to campus today because I am afraid of driving on these roads"

I am not sure about this, but I feel like I was getting like a "alright bet" vibe idk though

AND 2 MINUTES LATER I GET A MESSAGE THAT ALL OF THE MORNING AND AFTERNOON CLASSES ARE CANCELED I AM SO HAPPY!!! I DID NOT WANT TO DRIVE IN FREEZING RAIN!!

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im an apollo devotee, of course im the biggest literature nerd youve ever seen.

im an apollon devotee, of course i burst into song whenever something slightly resembles a lyric.

im an apollon devotee, of course i love musicals and want to participate in one even though my school wont allow it

im an apollon devotee, of course i find beauty in all kinds of art.

im an apollon devotee, of course i love the sun.

im an apollon devotee, of course i draw the moment i get the chance.

im an apollon devotee, of course i love to learn.

im an apollon devotee, of course i love to read and wont shut up about it.

im an apollon devotee, of course im a biology student (and i suck at ti)

im an apollon devotee, of course i love him

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I know I already asked Lord Hermes about this and Lord Apollo, but it just feels so wrong even though they said it was alright.

THE ANIMATORS FOR EPIC THE MUSICAL IS DOING NO WONDERS. IT JUST FEELS SO WRONG TO GOON AND SIMP FOR LITERALLY DEPICTIONS OF GODS. Like, I admiring Neal Illustrator's Poseidon, but I remember "Fuck, that's the literal uncle of two of my deities. This feels so wrong."

IT'S EVEN WORSE BECAUSE I FELL IN LOVE WITH THE HERMES DEPICTION ON EPIC, I HAVE TO REMIND MYSELF "THAT'S YOUR DEITY, WOMAN. STOP IT!" For that, I shall no longer be a hormonal gooner teen

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Me when a deity I don't worship feels stuck to me in some way and I don't have room for another altar:

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It's been a good few months (give it three months) of me worshipping deities and I just LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

Like, no, seriously, I love them. Like, I don't mind almost going blind from being flash banged by Lord Apollon. I don't mind seeing birds flying around whenever I'm doubting myself because they remind me of Lord Hermes. And I don't mind walking past a house with tons of dogs looking at me from the inside after I had just prayed for Lord Anubis to send me a sign (like a stray dog) on the way home cause mental health is down the drain.

I don't mind struggling to do divination with Lord Apollon because Lord Hermes keeps popping right in. I don't mind being called out on my bullshit by my gods. I don't mind being told to stop being dependent and work on myself. I don't mind being reassured that I don't need to be strict and professional with them. And I don't mind being giggly when I talk to them.

Gods, I just love being a pagan and I love my Gods. I've been doing better because of this. If only I could express my spirituality freely in my house and give them proper altars. I would if only I could.

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ear cleaning game or something

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I pee pee my pantsee

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Hotel buds

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THE OFFICE (2005–2013) S02E12: The Injury

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why when I search pictures of the grim reaper, I see this hot sexy mysterious skeleton in a cloak with a scythe? It makes me want to wish death upon myself even more