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the opposite of that "ogre can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar
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scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???
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preserving this awesome comment before i blocked them for unrelated bigotry
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Situationships are stupid edating is stupid sneaky links are stupid limerence is stupid talking stages are stupid youre stupid Im stupid. Is there any other stupid shit I should know about?

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legitimately worldview altering realisation and i'm not even employed right now
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i was born in the right generation. i love watching tv shows years after they ended
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The car dealership near my apartment has a digital sign that rotates through different sales and offers but it also seems to have a bunch of stock photos in there too and one of them is a macro shot of a snail
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Deleting thousands of old pictures from my phone and this one's making me lose my shit
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rewatched under the red hood last month and it got me again
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