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Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

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Requested by emo-mruczek

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I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

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my white ass is not immune to the nostalgia of viva la vida by coldplay

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To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

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i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine

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i dont know what any of your icons are i just notice the vague colour patterns and thats it

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In Season 19 Episode 15 of Family Guy, "Customer of the Week," a brief shot includes a reference to Sonic '06 in the background, the game placed between Disney Pixar's Brave and a copy of Portal 2. Does anyone give a shit?

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hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

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THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

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YOU 🫵 can amass a friend group of childless people in their 30s as long as you pull from these 3 demographics

Queer freaks from the internet

Highly-educated weird women

Gamer men who became adjusted and compassionate in their 20s but still are not comfortable recognizing this in themselves so they’re putting off dating in order to play the horse girl gacha game

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they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

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Holy Arrow

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