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Everything Changed When the Goblin Nation Attacked
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pepsi-meth · 16 hours ago
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today's walk took an unexpected turn when we had to rescue 45 (!!!) snapping turtle hatchlings from the road by the park. while not many of a clutch are meant to survive, the nissan rogue is not a natural predator so today they got a little help. ❤️
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pepsi-meth · 16 hours ago
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pepsi-meth · 1 day ago
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ZOEYSTERY ZOEYSTERY
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pepsi-meth · 1 day ago
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It's been bothering me how both Nya and Nyad look the same so I decided to mess with the designs.
Nya looks much more human, since she wasn't in the sea long enough to evolve. (hangs around Sunlight and twilight zones)
Nyad is a very big very fucked up creature - has been the sea longer than they can remember. ( hangs around midnight and abyssal zones)
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Size difference.
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pepsi-meth · 1 day ago
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pepsi-meth · 1 day ago
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We should stop calling them ‘tradwives’, because the tradition they’re supposedly drawing from never actually existed, and start calling them ‘fake trophy wives’, which they actually are.
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pepsi-meth · 1 day ago
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The idea of Zoey working at McDonald's or something at 16 is still so funny to me, especially when compared to Rumi and Mira's childhoods.
At the same point in time, you have Mira doing fancy piano recitals to impress her parents' friends, Rumi having twice-daily combat training and frequent pop quizzes about the different demon types, and Zoey getting cussed out because someone in the back accidentally put nine chicken nuggets in some guy's ten piece. Fighting with the self-cleaning ice cream machine because like eight people want McFlurries and it's been inoperable all the day and everyone in the store is on the "they lie about the machine being down because they don't want to refill it" thing. Scribbling lyrics on napkins when its slow. Being the shortest one there and therefore the one who always has to crawl into and clean the play place. Sneaking fries and nuggets to get her through her shift.
I don't think she likes McDonald's anymore. The girls or Bobby would offer to take her there because "it's American food and you like burgers" and she's like "dear god please no". If someone talks to her while she's cooking or cleaning there's a 1% chance she slips into her customer service voice and says "I'll be right with you, thank you for your patience" and whichever one of her girlfriends just asked if she wanted any help is like "uh... what".
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pepsi-meth · 1 day ago
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pepsi-meth · 1 day ago
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fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it
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pepsi-meth · 1 day ago
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@importantcatpics
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pepsi-meth · 1 day ago
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pepsi-meth · 1 day ago
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dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 
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pepsi-meth · 1 day ago
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it's crazy that sexism can even affect animals. the way people assume all dogs are boys. the simultaneous way people will get genuinely really mad if you dare mistake their pretty princess for a boy despite the fact all german shepherds look the same. the refusal to buy pink toys and accessories for male pets. i recently met someone who insisted they never adopt girl cats because they're always meaner than boy cats. i feel like im losing my mind. they're literally cats.
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pepsi-meth · 1 day ago
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pepsi-meth · 1 day ago
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boop! forgot to post this here
also a lil bonus if you wanna connect it to my other post :3
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pepsi-meth · 1 day ago
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while i do have a soriel fankid, it's because parenthood is a fun context to explore certain characters with. if you asked me what i believe would be more faithful to canon, however, the truth is that i don't think any of the UT cast would want kids.
except papyrus.
who's 100% uninterested in romance.
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