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Update: this man is now my father

At a wine bar tonight and a guy was introduced to me who supposedly matched my Beatles freak. He gave me a quiz & a quick chat before telling me he’d be playing Beatles for me. Now he occasionally comes to my table and gives me like a Beatles lore test lol

I’ve acquired a new friend 40 years older than me and I couldn’t be happier.

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At a wine bar tonight and a guy was introduced to me who supposedly matched my Beatles freak. He gave me a quiz & a quick chat before telling me he’d be playing Beatles for me. Now he occasionally comes to my table and gives me like a Beatles lore test lol

I’ve acquired a new friend 40 years older than me and I couldn’t be happier.

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And for my next trick I'm going to dig out my uterus and leave it in a Walmart parking lot

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Lmao ive been drinking these chocolate breakfast drinks for the past couple hours and ive drank like 3 so far just read that theyre 220 calories each 😛 im never losing weight

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Genuinely WHAT have I been writing. I'm over here looking over my AO3 profile and shaking my head. 7 fan-sequel fics, fucking OMEGAVERSE, 2 different Alfred's Playhouse fics (and one of them is just dogshit on a page), and a psych ward Beatles fic. Shame, shame, shame, shame

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Rolling my first joint. No clue what I’m doing 💔

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Genuinely becoming obsessed with Moral Orel again after abandoning it like 2 years ago. Clay Puppington better hide

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Me watching Clay drink the entire bottle of rubbing alcohol

S2 E20 - Nature (Pt. 2)

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Moral Orel is so funny to me because what do you mean this COMEDY is literally my life as someone with religious OCD lmao

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Do you think he would've shown up to Orel's school events just to see Coach Stopframe post-honor?

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Going through a pfp crisis

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SCREW IT I'M DRIVING TO ATLANTA TO SEE PAUL MCCARTNEY IRL OMG OMG OMG OMG IM CRYING OML TICKETMASTER PRE-SALE SYSTEM I LOVE YOU. IT WAS EITHER PITTSBURGH OR ATLANTA. CHOSE THE LESSER OF THE TWO EVILS. I'M SORRY I CANNOT CONTAIN MYSELF THIS WILL PROBABLY BE DELETED LATER. I'M IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD RIGHT NOW. I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW YOU ARE SO LOVED AND YOUR LIFE IS WORTH LIVING.

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CW for disturbing imagery

curly fries

Or

Curly fries.

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I’m extremely lazy so I’m probably not gonna post a WIP for at least a couple months. That and my state is hella inflated so materials are gonna be a separate issue

Sending this out to my 5 followers. Hope this reaches more people

Also, if you’re gonna send me death threats, please do so in an orderly fashion. None of this “go kys”, I want full punctuation.

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Me at the ripe age of 12 reading about a cat being shredded open like a grocery bag and having his organs spill out in explicit detail

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It's July fourth

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Walking around with a Weezer shirt today felt like I was being publicly shamed