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peterparker-who
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peterparker-who · 34 minutes ago
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"A little but mostly just drunk"
*half asleep on the couch with a little under half a bottle of vodka*
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*Wheelie sighs and throws a blanket over him before snatching the vodka. He has a sip and immediately makes a yucky face so he takes it to the kitchen to put away instead.*
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peterparker-who · 45 minutes ago
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Peter gave a nod the best he could
*half asleep on the couch with a little under half a bottle of vodka*
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*Wheelie sighs and throws a blanket over him before snatching the vodka. He has a sip and immediately makes a yucky face so he takes it to the kitchen to put away instead.*
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peterparker-who · 2 hours ago
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"Yeah I was dead for 5 years it wasn't fun"
*half asleep on the couch with a little under half a bottle of vodka*
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*Wheelie sighs and throws a blanket over him before snatching the vodka. He has a sip and immediately makes a yucky face so he takes it to the kitchen to put away instead.*
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peterparker-who · 2 hours ago
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"Sleep is boring"
*half asleep on the couch with a little under half a bottle of vodka*
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*Wheelie sighs and throws a blanket over him before snatching the vodka. He has a sip and immediately makes a yucky face so he takes it to the kitchen to put away instead.*
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peterparker-who · 2 hours ago
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"If I sleept short you won't try make me sleep again if I say I wake up"
*half asleep on the couch with a little under half a bottle of vodka*
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*Wheelie sighs and throws a blanket over him before snatching the vodka. He has a sip and immediately makes a yucky face so he takes it to the kitchen to put away instead.*
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peterparker-who · 9 hours ago
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"Zzzzz"
*half asleep on the couch with a little under half a bottle of vodka*
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*Wheelie sighs and throws a blanket over him before snatching the vodka. He has a sip and immediately makes a yucky face so he takes it to the kitchen to put away instead.*
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peterparker-who · 20 hours ago
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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS
This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.
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peterparker-who · 23 hours ago
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"Thank you! Yes much better"
"Do we have any thin simi long battery's left? The ones in my night light died and I'm small tonight"
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Ok, buddy. I don't think semi-long is actually a type of battery but I know what kind it takes, I'll bring them up for you.
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peterparker-who · 23 hours ago
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Peter took one of the slices attempting to feed it to wheelie
*half asleep on the couch with a little under half a bottle of vodka*
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*Wheelie sighs and throws a blanket over him before snatching the vodka. He has a sip and immediately makes a yucky face so he takes it to the kitchen to put away instead.*
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peterparker-who · 1 day ago
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Peter stumpeled back to his room collapsing on to the bed
*half asleep on the couch with a little under half a bottle of vodka*
@peterparker-who
*Wheelie sighs and throws a blanket over him before snatching the vodka. He has a sip and immediately makes a yucky face so he takes it to the kitchen to put away instead.*
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peterparker-who · 1 day ago
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"If you help me up first"
*half asleep on the couch with a little under half a bottle of vodka*
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*Wheelie sighs and throws a blanket over him before snatching the vodka. He has a sip and immediately makes a yucky face so he takes it to the kitchen to put away instead.*
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peterparker-who · 1 day ago
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Peter would eat one slice of the apple holding the rest in his hands as he attempted to stand back up to get to his room
*half asleep on the couch with a little under half a bottle of vodka*
@peterparker-who
*Wheelie sighs and throws a blanket over him before snatching the vodka. He has a sip and immediately makes a yucky face so he takes it to the kitchen to put away instead.*
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peterparker-who · 1 day ago
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"That's why help? Please appleees hungry m gonna eat playdoh then"
*half asleep on the couch with a little under half a bottle of vodka*
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*Wheelie sighs and throws a blanket over him before snatching the vodka. He has a sip and immediately makes a yucky face so he takes it to the kitchen to put away instead.*
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peterparker-who · 1 day ago
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:I don't want him to get mad hic again... uhhhh appllees hic can you help me cut applees"
*half asleep on the couch with a little under half a bottle of vodka*
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*Wheelie sighs and throws a blanket over him before snatching the vodka. He has a sip and immediately makes a yucky face so he takes it to the kitchen to put away instead.*
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peterparker-who · 1 day ago
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Peter in the kitchen with a pan of bacon grease he had earlier used for cooking now he just stood licking the pan to get the flavour of whatever was left while trying to do a dance which he clearly wasn't handling very well as he had to sit back down on the floor
*half asleep on the couch with a little under half a bottle of vodka*
@peterparker-who
*Wheelie sighs and throws a blanket over him before snatching the vodka. He has a sip and immediately makes a yucky face so he takes it to the kitchen to put away instead.*
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peterparker-who · 1 day ago
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"We need to hang out soon"
"Yo bestieee what you up to?"
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Oh you know…surviving
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peterparker-who · 2 days ago
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"They aren't the long but not short but thank youu! Me and Mr dog wil be waiting with some cookies if you want some"
"Do we have any thin simi long battery's left? The ones in my night light died and I'm small tonight"
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Ok, buddy. I don't think semi-long is actually a type of battery but I know what kind it takes, I'll bring them up for you.
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