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I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.

Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"

And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"

I mean, look at this nutjob.

The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.

I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.

Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.

Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.

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Ok but Zuko using the knowledge he acquired during his banishment to help him as the Fire Lord. Like making small talk with Earth Kingdom dignitaries about their local foods that he enjoyed and even misses. Like having in-depth conversations with his captains about sea currents and navigation. Like, in the middle of a meeting with several high-ranking naval officials, pointing out flails in security, like how a person can cling to a Fire Nation ship for hours at a time, or climb aboard using hatches on the upper decks, or disguise themselves as a lower ranking guard with easily accessible spare armour….

Though none of his experiences can prepare Zuko for the long, awkward silence that comes after he admits to doing or at least knowing something illegal and/or completely buck wild

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sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????

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Elon Musk and SpaceX probably held back space exploration by at least a few good years by incompetently wasting billions in NASA grants to develop "reusable rockets" that keep exploding.

These billions and years of research could've been given to a competent company that isn't run by an egotistical manchild, or spent to develop a new rocket in-house.

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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because it is only one little cubie

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a bird, sounding an alarm call: There's a CREATURE! In the woods! It's FREAKY! It's DOING THINGS! me: ma'am can you chill, I'm just here for the blueberries.

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ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun

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They should invent a life that’s structured without being monotonous and challenging without being demanding and eventful without being stressful and peaceful without being boring

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I only hate certain types of fic the same way I hate mosquitos and ticks. Like get these nasty little buggers away from me but also I respect their place in the ecosystem.

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Just encountered someone describing another person as "controlling freak". I know they probably just meant control freak, but honestly that's got a way sharper sting to it. Not just freak about being in control, but a freak in general who is also hell-bent on having everything done their way. Micro-managing freaky style.

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So I redrew it…uh Lesbians

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I love that genre of tumblr post where someone comes up with a fuckass scenario like hey what if there was a root vegetable that dyes your cum purple and stains your skin if someone nuts on you, and it becomes a popular thing and then someone comes up with a lipstick colour that perfectly imitates the same look and for like three weeks it would be the trendiest possible look to wear it because it looks like you just sucked off some slut with novelty colour cum, and everyone who isn't wearing it fucking hates it.

And then someone replies to it with "this is actually pretty much the plot of [one of those old classic animes that you've been meaning to watch at some point but never have] except the guy who invented the lipstick is also doing all of that in order to take over the world because he wants to fuck alien plants" and there's like five replies to that reply going "oh fuck you're right but why did you say it like that."