pharaohspider

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"Phinks, I believe your expertise in this category would be beneficial to most." He held up two black outfits for his ally to examine. "As you know, I have an upcoming event that requires a disguise. Which tracksuit better complements me?"

One moment of silence goes to two, then it almost gets uncomfortable. He’s just staring, mouth slightly agape at Chrollo.

“You’re asking me.... about tracksuits.” It’s said slowly as if he’s coming to terms with it.

All of a sudden he lifts Chrollo up in the air for a moment,  bursts out in pleased laughter before setting him down. “You don’t know how long I’ve waited for this! Alright, you know I’m always gonna suggest Gucci, but this one here, the pinstripe is way better and probably going to be more flattering.” Yeah, Phinks is just going to go on about tracksuits until he’s stopped.

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"Phinks..." A small hand tugs at the bottom of his blood-spattered jacket, beckoning his attention. "The Hunters I tagged from the East are approaching us quickly. What should we do?"

“Already? They should have just given up.” There’s a crack as he flexes his hand, his knuckles shifting back into place. He’s already warming up, rolls his shoulder once, twice.

“We’re just going to have to teach them a lesson- not to fuck with us. Leave one alive, to make sure they spread the message.”

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Don’t forget to smile while intimidating someone.

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Phinks seeing @inferveo​ cause chaos: good luck to everybody else

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Enhancers share 1 braincell.

Transmuters are all some type of gremlin.

Emitters are all big mad.

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Gucci needs to get back in the tracksuit game.

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Smoking

Phinks picked up smoking at a young age, primarily to combat hunger and as a means of stress relief. While he’s mostly quit the habit now, there are still times when he’ll smoke, usually to be caught and lectured later by someone.

He’s primarily a stress or a boredom smoker. You’re more likely to find him smoking when they’re stuck in one place for long, where he can’t get the energy out in another way. Waiting for long periods, being stuck, along with the stress of just feeling like he’s trapped usually combine and have him sneaking off.

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What’s your type

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shut the fuck up

He should know better- don’t take the bait, don’t take the bait; but since when has he ever known better. He makes that face at Feitan, nose scrunches up. Well, he has to respond to it, doesn’t he?

“What’d I do this time?!”

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I think they were scared for their lives

He litteraly doesn't give a fuck

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@inferveo​ 

“Where are you!”

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“Yeah, I learned that lesson before.” Leave it to Feitan to get it out of him either way, he wouldn’t put much past their torture master. He takes a cursory sniff of his tracksuit, he should be good; or so he hopes. As long as she doesn’t say anything he’s feeling pretty good about his chances.

“So why’re you here so early?”

“Sure thing.” she said and nodded as Blinky disappeared from her hands.

“If you carry any cigarettes though, I would hide them somewhere. I’m pretty sure nothing would stop Feitan from searching through your pockets if he would start to suspect anything.” she suggested, adjusting her glasses. She knew Feitan could be pretty demanding at times. It was probably for the best to play it safe. “Just saying,”

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[ feed (habanero pepper) ]

Dominance

Phinks should know better than to harass Feitan in the kitchen. His roommate was willing to do the cooking more times than not and it wasn’t some simple meal, the man put together four-course meals that could put a lot of restaurants to shame. The only problem was the ‘no eating’ rule- that Phinks couldn’t eat any of it until it was all done. He was impatient and there were no snacks in the rest of the flat, he’s waiting in the kitchen and begs Feitan for some food, he should have known better. Just as soon as he’s chewing the pepper do his eyes start to water and suddenly his entire mouth is on fire. Cheeks are pink and he’s rushing around the kitchen until he can find a glass and get water, pointing at the man as his mouth still burns.

“YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE FEI!”

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[ scold ]

Dominance

His nose crinkles as he looks over his shoulder- leave it to Hisoka to catch him when he’s misbehaving. The man always seems to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, or maybe it’s the right place at the right time? Phinks isn’t certain and either way, now he’s annoyed.

“Yeah, yeah I heard you.” He puts the relic back where it was, he hates stupid rules that say he can’t steal at a certain time. Hands go back behind his head, it’s the safest spot to stop sticky fingers. “Let’s get this over with!”

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[ lit ] (from machi)

Dominance

This is one of the few times that he knows he won’t get in trouble for smoking. Phinks can’t even give her a proper ‘thank you’, he doesn’t know what words to say and anything he thinks sounds wrong for this time. He leans into the flame and takes his first inhale to light the cigarette- nicotine enters his system almost immediately but it doesn’t bring the relief that he wishes it did. Instead it only makes him think, a dangerous thing indeed, makes the cigarette taste far more bitter. Death isn’t personal, at least, not until it’s one of your own who is dying.

 “Paku…. didn’t deserve to go like that.” Sure, she saved them, made their job easier but- it still didn’t feel right. To see one of their own die right there in front of them as they stand powerless to do anything about it- he punches the closest wall, leaves a dent. “It’s not fucking fair.”