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good old times

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Nebula - Starkiteckt Designs

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what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck

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Shepard: So yeah this one time I had to seduce an ardat-yakshi

Liara: *spits out drink* you fuckinf WHAT

Shepard: yeah she nearly got me lmao it was pretty close

Liara: Y-

Liara: YOU-

Liara: WHAT

Shepard: hey it's chill the justicar I was working with killed her

Liara: WHAT THE FUCK SHEPARD

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Happy Birthday Commander Shepard!

Birthday: April 11, 2154

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garrus vakarian - INSTAGRAM

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Submitted by lesbianshepard

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{★}

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"my son," i say fondly to a 500lb krogan wielding a shotgun bigger than my head. "my beautiful son."

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Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

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A Softer World: 816

(Double major in poetry and physics, baby)

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Custom Mass Effect tags from FanFlail on Etsy!

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5 vs 3 ….<3

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Text my muse one of the following...

[Text]: There’s blood. There’s a lot of blood.

[Text]: I’m going to need a ride home. Don’t ask why.

[Text]: Mission failed.

[Text]: I may have accidentally handcuffed myself to the stairs.

[Text]: When you get home, remember this. It wasn’t me.

[Text]: I hear the voices when I’m dreaming.

[Text]: Are you naked?

[Text]: Come over to my place and play strip poker.

[Text]: I HAVE DONE SOMETHING TERRIBLE

[Text]: What do you prefer, chocolate syrup or whip cream?

[Text]: Answer me honestly. Am I hot?

[Text]: Do you wanna have a sleepover?

[Text]: Truth or dare?

[Text]: That’s illegal.

[Text]: I’ve always wanted to hear you beg. How about tonight?

[Text]: LUCK. I MEANT LUCK. LUCK AUTOCORRECT.

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