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I WAS CALLED!!

As the goddess of…*checks notes*…friendship and sex, hi :D

Ooc: not it has not, I run…*also checks notes* uhhhhh…. @sukuna-offical @itadori-yuuji-offical @gojo-satoru-offical and @mahito-offical . (I also run @aphrodite-offical so…) It really hasn’t gotten entirely out of the jjk circle, I just like mixing fandoms I’m in into a melting pot of chaos and general dumbassery

Will you have sex with me?

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No.

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Reblog if trans people are valid and real

(Ya'll obviously aren't bad people if you dont reblog this you don't have to to be an ally)

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A BATTLE ???!!!!! Amongst Greek figures?!!!!!!!!! I MUST join!!!!!!!!!!

- @ares-offical

100 notes and you are in then!

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the officalverse has labeled me a girlypop girlfailure bc of that one bug post

Whats the opposite of a girlboss. Im like a girlfailure

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Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

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you should join my community, Greek mythology officals! <3 :)

…I requested to join alrd?/nm

(guess who! You contacted another side blog of mine earlier and if you contact Thanatos, you get the trinity/silly)

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D:

What did we do????

no way elvis-official just called the officalverse annoying dawg what did they do

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Nominate @language-offical he’s going through some shit

You heard them folks! Get this post to 250 notes to offically enter @language-offical into the tournament!

2 Days left!

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this is beautiful

i think one of these days mr beast is going to snap and go missing for a year. and they’re going to find him butt ass naked on the highway at 3:56 pm reciting video scripts to himself and then never be seen again and people will debate if it was real or not for decades

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ALWAYS @official--eve!! She's the og, she has braved through needless hate, she talks to people and she saved me from being kidnapped. She is just really cool and nice. NOMINATED.

You heard him folks! Get this post to 250 notes to offically nominate @official--eve!

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I wanna find out exactly how many blogs there are on the offical-verse. Reblog this to ONLY your offical blog and let's see.

Comment your tags if you are not a offical blog.

Don't let it stop.

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noah can we bring him :3

Uh

Noah accepts everybody on the ark!

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Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

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be nice to people. Don’t be a bitch to trans people.

did my fucking mother get a tumblr or what?? jesus christ radfems really do all sound the fucking same this is the exact type of shit i hear every single day. get the fuck outta my house.

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Yeah. We love you two!!!

Ppl are being so rude to @official--eve and you. You‘re way better than the „canons“ anyways. Never let anybody tell you anything else!✨🪻

Thank you 💔 yeah, it's ok it's all fun and games mostly, but also I've had this blog for like three months the officalverse has existed for a solid 2 weeks. I at least want my seniority to be respected 😔 if not authority

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During 5th grade, there was this girl who hated me for some reason, and she killed a bug I formed an emotional connection with (I’m a weird kid), and wasn’t nice about it because she thought I was being stupid or smth.

I brought the haribo gummies!

I have no idea if someone has already done this on tumblr but..

TRAUMA CANDY SALAD 😀

*clears throat* My name is Leelee and last year this kid in my class grabbed my behind and said he got tickets to gyattown. aNyWaYs I brought the bowl ><

@axisssss @teenagechildtyphoon @aroacegrimreaper @how2beanerd @cabin13winion @cherryblossomflowers444 @pinkxpxnda @epik-bylerfan + anybody who is interested / wants to join