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Same asshole just different fonts

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Eddie Munson and Patrick Verona are the same person and you can't convince me otherwise...

part 2

The eyes

The smile

Patrick sang and performed "Can't take my eyes off you" and in my opinion Eddie would make a great and (maybe too) emotional show with "Prisoner of your eyes" by Judas Priest.

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i need "i can't take me eyes off of you" (heath's version) immediately 😭😭 NO BUT I NEED A MAN TO DO SOMETHING THAT ELABORATE AND BIG AND OBSTINATE AND GOOFY AND ROMANTIC 😭😭

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you know whats a problem we have? not enough Patrick Verona x reader fics. Please send me recs

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pussy eater patrick verona idc

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shoutout to all my fellow smut enjoyers

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content: gender neutral reader, NSFW

Y'all...hear me out. Imagine going to a haunted house with your friends, and halfway through your group is chased by one of the hired scares.

It's a tall, muscular, masked man in a bloodied apron and a threatening knife. You immediately blush at the sight (obviously) and slow your pace. As your friends scramble for the exit, you pretend to get lost and reach a dead end.

He seems to have picked up on your intentions, because he walks towards you until you've reached the wall, then places a hand above you, essentially trapping you underneath his massive frame.

"Shouldn't you be running away?" he asks, throwing a quick glance to the security cameras and making sure you're out of view.

He doesn't wait for you to respond and lowers himself to your ear.

"What's your name, love?"

Your knees weaken at his deep, harsh voice, but you manage to mumble a response.

"Alright, then. Tell me, what did you want me to do once I caught up with you, (Y/N)?"

His other hand points the blade against your chest, then lightly drags it across your body, stopping above your groin.

Anyways, you get fucked dumb by a slasher, in a haunted house. Good luck returning to your friends and keeping a straight face while you're still dripping with his load.

Thanks for coming to my horny TED Talk.

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he can spend five nights at MY house 🫣

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this is my meal i call this ✨girl dinner✨

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THE SMIRK??? IS HE PUSHING IT DOWN?????

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Bro please, I can't be the only one who sees this image and thinks they are doing something obscene 😭

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Timestamps.

One feature never changes: Dean looking at Sam. You're here, brother of mine. Now it's ok.

(Credits to the unknown creator/owner)

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We need to talk about Jessica and Cassie. I can’t get over the fact that, from the little we see of Jess, she parallels Dean so well. They share the same birthday (a deliberate choice by Kirpke) and even look alike. They are both confident and charming. Jess is introduced to us as this fun girl, dressed in a sexy nurse costume, dragging an unwilling Sam to a bar. But at the same time, she’s this nurturing presence—she bakes homemade cookies, makes a home for Sam. Jessica’s protective nature surfaces immediately when Sam decides to leave with Dean.

I cannot help but see the similarities between her and Dean. Dean, who drags his reluctant little brother to bars to loosen up, but also the homemaker throughout his childhood who prepared meals for Sam and took him to school, who made a home out of that car and took care of him. Dean, who is so fiercely protective of Sam that his teenage self once declared he’d rip a guy’s lungs out for him.

And then there’s Cassie. You’re telling me Dean never seriously considered a real relationship until after Sam left for Stanford? So, the hole his little brother left in his life was best filled by pursuing a serious romantic relationship? And not just with anyone, but with a woman who’s so much like Sam: smart, independent, a college girl, a challenge, somebody who calls him out on his bullshit.

Jess and Cassie are deeply tied to how Sam and Dean see each other and what they lose when their relationship is disrupted. When they were apart, Sam found comfort in Jess, someone who mirrored Dean’s caring, protective, yet playful nature, while Dean turned to Cassie, someone smart and strong-willed who challenged him in the same way Sam always has.

These girls reminded them of each other.

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Jake Manley as Dean Taylor in Infamous (2020) dir. Joshua Caldwell

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Jake Manley as Dean Taylor in Infamous (2020) dir. Joshua Caldwell