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HI HELLO THIS IS RELEVANT AGAIN SKNDKDLS CJSLLN

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guy who walks into a dangerous mobster-ass situation while completely unarmed because he can use his magic to prevent everyone in the room from pulling the trigger on their guns

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they dont have an olfactory bulb btw. cetaceans can't smell things. if it was scent marking - why? they cant perceive that.

edit: apparently they potentially use their taste buds instead? like. ok sure i guess but thats still. hm. piss drinking to identify each other- surely DOLPHINS of all animals have better ways of identifying each other right

Oh have y’all heard of the river dolphin piss thing?

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Now that you mention them- they LITERALLY were!! The cosmetics to recreate Gmod short characters were worth SO much Refined metals and Keys!!!!

Like the characters were, LITERALLY, creatable in-game!!! The engineer from Team Fabulous 2 was, for example, iconic. Same with the Pyro from Bambous.

I literally bought Poker Night at the Inventory JUST so I could play as this guy.

"this feels like a fever dream" is kinda cliché but yeah

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as a kid i remember me and some of my friends literally wanting king harkinian in smash bros because of YTPs. steve in smash bros was also kinda similar in regards to excitement for some of my current friends (27 rn.)

like this doesnt at all surprise me

if anything im annoyed at how slow and relatively low energy the animations on skibidi toilet are. it doesn't move fast enough and just kinda waggles left and right- the movements in the SFM animations are much more energetic

"this feels like a fever dream" is kinda cliché but yeah

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playing with my phonetaur

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cisportation: to move something from one place around to the exact same place.

AKA a rollercoaster

I get such a kick out of the prefix 'cis'

getting a book cislated: yup, still can't read it

cisition timeline: just a selfie

cisformation: make a bunch of super saiyan sounds and walk away

cisubstantiation: by the power of god this bread has remained bread

idk its just neat

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jpeg dog just wasnt the same after the war........................

my friend took this stock photo-ass photograph of their grandma’s fat dog

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commissioned @the-giik the other day to redesign my skiff and god he did a killer job!!

beeg clawbs,,,,,

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me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An assortment of commissions I've done :>

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Yeah and like you can have one of the characters be focused on cooking meals and shit and he gets fed and treated like a child because of it and it fuckin annoys him n shit

thatd be crazy tho theres no way a show like that could ever exist

Guys it happened. I got called a shotacon by someone because I like chilchuck. People who don’t watch dungeon meshi think he’s a young teen.

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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'D

at mcdonalds. Experiment Time.

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at mcdonalds. Experiment Time.

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I will be honest guys, the Red portrait of king Charles is gorgeous asdfghjkl

it's a bad portrait. Like. Objectively. It does the opposite of what's intended. It looks like the painter is insulting him. If it was in a contemporary gallery with no context you would see it immediately as the ambivalent criticism of Charles's reign, how he fades into the overwhelming red background as a tiny little figure, small and insignificant, insufficient for the clothes he's wearing. It reminds my of Goya's portraits, how they were so 'realistic' that they ended up making these great figures look pathetic to the viewer. So these are our rulers?

the sheer novelty. the surprise and shock, the kinda cunt it's serving for no reason. I. I love it. It's an incredible portrait by Jonathan Yeo. By the sheer fact that Charles, the man, is impossible to portray as greater than man because he's just such a nothingburger of a dude. So a portrait made to make him look huge and interesting made him be swallowed in red brushstrokes. The butterfly, that reminded me immediately of " we will all laugh at guilded butterflies", draws more attention than him. It looks like an omen. It looks like a warning in all this red. Something is not right here.

This is the best royal portrait ever 10/10

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#the first tumblr sexyman

Medieval authors were so fucking funny. In "The Faerie Queene" this guy comes up to the main hero and is like "Don't go over to that cave, there's a guy inside that makes people kill themselves." And the hero is like "Bet." and goes into the cave. Then the old man (literally called Despair) is like "If you die, you can't commit sin." and can you guess what happened.

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me and a friend had decided to do a small art challenge, we get a song, listen to it and then do a character with it!

i just ended up liking this one and im quite happy with how it turned out :)✨

The other one i could've done better but design juice was completely used in this funky robot JWNDKEND

yes i got lazy to do the other arm shhhhh

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oh wow this doing numbers!!

hey reblogging so that some attention goes to my friends' cool games!

check out Settlemoon on Steam!! It has cool bugs! It has cute art by @the-giik! My fursona is in it!!!! https://store.steampowered.com/app/2443780/Settlemoon/ And check out Kilaflow on Itch.io, there's gonna be a kickstarter for it soon!!! It has cute robots!!!!!!!!! by @chaokocartoons!!!!!!! https://chaoko.itch.io/kilaflow-sage-2023-demo