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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

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“Take year 3 student Emma Glenfield, who started with a simple question about magpies and wound up conducting some cutting-edge research almost by accident."

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also while i'm complaining about the lack of personality in veilguard's dialogue, isn't it crazy that all the companion dialogue in main quests is pretty much exactly the same and it doesn't really matter who you bring with you

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Even ServoKitties are fascinated by Heinrix van Calox

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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

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According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

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the idea of a 24 tb hard drive is terrifying you're telling me I could put a magnet in the right place and commit an act on par with burning the library of alexandria

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well i think what’s most notably missing from veilguard is a bunch of giant fucking bears that can run up on your party out of nowhere and claw you and bite you and stomp you to Death

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Lyra, my beloved cat of 13 years, passed away this year on Father's Day. She's been by my side through very difficult times and was my little rock of steady and unrelenting love. I struggled a lot drawing this, and struggled a lot posting it, but I know I would've wanted to read a comic like this that validated my grief for her when I lost her.

Wherever you are, Lyra my little summer star, I love you always! Thank you for being the best thing in my life.

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This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

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before you vaguepost, THINK:

T- do i know what its about

H- are you going to tell me what its about

I- i want to know what its about

N- can you give me a little hint maybe

K- please i need to know

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there's been plenty of pushback against youtube's plan to age-check users by using an AI to analyze everyone's watching habits, but amidst that, i spotted this playlist circulating among some teens:

(picture is a reconstruction to protect the kids identity)

interesting! they're trying to trick the AI by watching videos that have a primarily adult viewer demographic? well im a curious fella so naturally i have to take a look-see, and

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My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷

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Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things

Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP

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how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

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Conservative deficit hawks? Crickets.

Libertarians? Crickets

Trump promised to eliminate the deficit, BTW.

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