Single mom w/5 yr old (aka pinky toe), gsid+gluten free baking stuff, occasional fish posts, mom blog
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More color pop portraits! Both of these pieces were $65.
#portraits#infant portraits#toddler portraits#artists on tumblr#art#art commisions#commisions open#commisionwork
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Watching Avatar: the last airbender *finishing the last episode*
Me: Ok that's it, there's no more
Pinkie toe: That's ok there are more
Me: ....noooo, this was the last
PT: Oh thats fine. I can start over
#avatar the last airbender#kid logic#so yeah we started over#because she gets it honest#im a nerd!!!#and i love it too#mom life#things kids say
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The struggle of clothes shopping for a child with digestive disorders is finding pants that fit both around the waist and leg length. Forget gendered clothes; if it fits, I’m buying it.
#not even small differences but like a 2t fits the waist but a 5t to actually function as pants instead of capris#gsid#gluten intolerance#gluten free sugar free#mom blog#digestive problems#tmi?
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Person A: Don’t you just love cats? I love them so much my eyes swell with tears and i can’t breath.
Person B: A…..you’re allergic….
Person A: *under a pile of at least 23 cats and slowly swelling to the size of a balloon* Fake nEws
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Photographing Fish With iPhones
Fish: ~poses~
Camera: ~refuses to focus on fish~
Me: ~taps screen to focus~
Camera: ~focuses on background perfectly, fish still blurry~
Me: ~taps screen to focus~
Camera: ~focuses on fish~
Fish: ~swims away~
Me: ~throws phone~
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Hello!!
I've seen people post GIFs of their Bettas flaring before and I wanted to ask you people if you could help me out with my Betta... I'm afraid that he is constantly flaring or something. If that would really be the case I am concerned about his well being. The thingies on the side of his face keep going up and down, so it doesn't stay up like a real flare but it also doesn't just lay flat. Does anyone know if this is normal? Should I be worried that he's too stressed or something??
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Things Pinky Toe Says
Came in from working outside
Pinky Toe: It's a long story mom
Me: What's a long story?
Pinky Toe: Cho can not hear (Cho is her grandma)
Cho and I: *give her a raised eyebrow look*
Pinky Toe: So let's go outside and I'll tell you all about it
#mom life#this kid!#the things she says#5 yr old#crazy kids#momlife#toddler#she gets her sass from me
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Two Random Mom Thoughts….
First—I got talking with an LGBT+ co-worker last week, and I mentioned how Pride month coming up got me thinking about how I wouldn’t love either of my kids any less if they eventually told me they were part of that community. Why? Because right now, if someone asked me why I love them, I’d say it’s because my 5 year-old has the craziest movie-quoting ability, and he hoards *every* blanket in our house. It’s because my 18 month old has a massive case of Resting Bitch Face unless her big bro is ANYWHERE near her and she bursts into the widest grin and just laughs nonstop. I love them for a million little reasons like that and NONE of that has to do with sexual orientation or gender identity.
Second—I got fitted for a powder blue PowerPuff Girl-style wig for my sister’s wedding. As I was there, a girl who couldn’t have been more than 17/18 was looking for a purple wig with not a lot of enthusiasm from her parents. The wig she picked out looked AMAZING on her, so I told her that. The happiness in her face when I said that meant so much to me. I can only hope that some day some stranger might be nice enough to show a random act of kindness to my kids.
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You know you’re a mom when you can decipher toddler talk
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Things Pinky Toe Says
Pinky Toe: That’s one bundren ucent* you
*one hundred percent in 5yr speak
Me: *Laughing* It’s what?
Pinky Toe: Ugh! I’m done with you!
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